Showing posts with label SBV8. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SBV8. Show all posts

Saturday, 26 January 2013

2013 on SBV8: Turbo Lag

McLaren P1 Prototype
First of all, it wasn't my intention to go this long without posting, but having lost the internet connection in my crummy student house, it gets a little difficult to just post something when I feel like it. Second of all, a belated happy new year! I reckon January will be the best month of the year so far. Once things stabilise internet-wise, this site will be back up to speed. Blame Sky. I know I do......

Here's a spy shot of the McLaren P1, the most exciting new car of 2013 in my humble opinion. It already wins the 2013 award for Best Automotive Camouflage, as it features race tracks significant to McLaren in some way, including Silverstone, Spa, Suzuka, Monza, Bahrain, Cataluña, and a couple more. See if you can spot them all!

Thursday, 9 August 2012

Chris Harris For President (Sort Of)

9/8/12, 3:55, 301 views (when posted)

The Drive Channel on YouTube are having a competition to see which host can get the most views, so to help my favourite - Evo's and Pistonheads' Chris Harris - about 1%, I'm reposting his video here. It's a short blast, and incorporates two big cheeses at Jalopnik, which is where I spend much time, and another big cheese at Pistonheads, which is where I should be spending much time. Most of all though, it involves a 564bhp Cadillac CTS-V SportWagon doing drifts around A Man. Also green shorts. Those are worth a vote on their own...

Simply watch to vote for him, and then share it around. DON'T WATCH THE OTHER VIDEOS. Even though one of them has a model in it. She's probably a dude. Don't bother.

Sunday, 5 August 2012

The Week In Interesting Motoring News

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Spending a week away without internet is made easier when you have increasing amounts of British Olympic success and the occasional seaside town to keep you going, but the motoring world moves fast, and missing seven days of news is missing a lot. Happily, from my perspective at least, most motoring news is the same, be it a new facelift, intriguing new technology, obscure supercar, new model rumours and spy shots, miscellaneous industry news or more "works" from tuning companies that think they can improve on cars the world's biggest and best have spent millions getting right in the first place. Thus, I can pick out seven highlights of the week's news without too much trouble, by simply filtering the normal stuff out and picking out what interests me. Hopefully it interests you too.

Speaking of the Olympics, if you've been watching the track & field events then you may have spotted that, after the first turn of the running track, there are four little cars on the infield, occasionally with javelins sticking out of them. This is part of BMW's sponsorships of the games, as having a factory in Oxford clearly makes them British. The mini "Mini" R/C cars are used in throwing events to retrieve and deliver equipment, saving valuable time during competition. They're capable of carrying 8kg of weight, which equates to either a pair of javelins, a discus, a shotput shot or a hammer-throw hammer. They cover about 3.7 miles (6km) per day.

I'll stop going on about the 2012 London Olympics (2013 London Olympics in the US) after this paragraph, as it's proving to be highly difficult to avoid on British television, largely because there's nothing good on except the Olympics, and partly because the BBC is showing literally nothing else all day every day, except the news, whose first couple of headlines are all Olympics-based. Nevertheless, we have been owning every sport with a vehicle in it so far, with gold medals in rowing, kayaking and cycling, as well as Ben Ainslie getting his fourth career gold medal in the sailing as I type this, which brings our current gold medal total to 15 after dominating the velodrome (Team GB's Women's Team Pursuit trio beat the USA by a staggering and frankly comical 5.7 seconds, for instance), as well as winning all three of the athletics events we entered last night, meaning Mo Farah's first 10,000m gold, headline act Jessica Ennis winning the Women's Heptathlon and Greg Rutherford getting Britain's first gold in the Long Jump since 1964. And that isn't even the end of our record-breaking levels of success in our home games. It's great to see that we aren't as rubbish as comedians and pessimists have been saying for the last three or four years. Even the opening ceremony was brilliant. Here's hoping the second week brings even more success. Frankly, to catch the People's Republic (read: Communist Dictatorship) of China and the water-friendly USA in the medal table, we'll need it. Go Team GB!

Meanwhile, Ferrari are planning to draw attention to themselves in a different way, by assembling what they hope will be the biggest parade of models from the Modena masters' long and illustrious history ever. This parade will take place at the Ferrari Racing Days event at Silverstone on 15th and 16th September, which you're welcome to turn up to in your non-Ferrari and enjoy for as little as £15. At present, over 1000 cars are set to take part, which would easily smash the existing record parade of 490 Ferraris, assuming at least half of them manage to survive the journey there. In fact, if owners do all drive their Fezzas to the event, we may only see models from the last 5 or 10 years...

I hope not. In other Ferrari news, the F70 prototype has been spotted numerous times, and apparently takes inspiration from the Enzo-based Pininfarina P4/5 (and subsequent F430 Scuderia-based 'Competizione' racer) of James Glickenhaus, as well as current models with their long vertical LED headlights. The F70 is rumoured to have an 800bhp V12 and a KERS which zaps the rear wheels with another 120bhp if you end up drag racing a Veyron at any point in your travels. Two new shots of the rear end can be found here and here (from P4/5 Competizione's Facebook page).

Something we'll definitely see soon-ish is the final, finished, production version of the amazing Porsche 918 Spyder. More prototype pictures have been released, this time showing a colourful Martini Racing livery, which Porsche has announced can be ordered for your 918 Spyder if you ask nicely (hint: "asking nicely" means writing a bigger number on your cheque to Porsche). This will be the first Porsche to feature fully licensed paintwork, as the now officially VW-owned company has teamed up with the Italian drinks brand that adorned its iconic and timelessly beautiful stripes on the 917 Le Mans racer many times in the 1970s, along with countless 911-based 935s, not to mention the 936 that won the Targa Florio road race in 1973 and Le Mans in '76 and '77. While some of you may think of Lancia when you think of Martini Racing colours, it's Porsche that have the strongest bond with them, and including a bit of Le Mans heritage in a car named after their most important and iconic racing car is surely not something that people will have a problem with. In related news, a suspected production version has been spotted at what appears to be a preview event of some sort. While the lights are from the original concept car - the prototype seen here is still using the ill-fitting tail lights from a new 911 (991) - the preview car has double-stalk glass mirrors to replace the little camera fins, and uses the updated exhaust system, wherein the pipes exit right behind the driver and passenger as opposed to the concept's dual side-exit system. Their previous location appears to have been replaced by a small air intake on the right side. The limited run of 918 cars will go into production next year, on 18th September (as that's 9/18 in American), but a reveal is surely not far away considering the completeness of these prototypes.

In one last bit of supercar news, Lamborghini is going green, and I don't mean Verde Ithaca. The flagship model is getting a GT-R-style annual upgrade, much like the McLaren MP4-12C (which gained 25bhp, more colours to choose from, a mildly improved transmission, other detail changes and the ability to choose from three engine noise settings for the cabin. Oh, and a Spider version). So what do you get in Aventador version 1.1? Well, while you get some superficial carbon fibre accessories and an updated digital speedo which enlarges the number you're up to so you can better see how fast you're going, the big changes are in the engine. Without a Cygnet-style city option, Lamborghini are lowering their average CO2 output by adding Cylinder Deactivation and Stop/Start to their 6.5-litre Direct-Injection V12. Essentially, the V12 becomes a V6 when you're just cruising on minimal throttle, which saves on fuel usage by up to 20%, but when you feel the need for speed, the six dormant cylinders fire back up again seamlessly, according to Lambo. Stop/Start is pretty self-explanatory - like the system you find on Citroëns, Fiats and more relevantly Audis, the system holds the engine at 0rpm when the car's stationary, before electronically waking it up again when you set off. Unlike normal systems, however, the Aventador stores the energy needed by the system in capacitors rather than batteries (saving 3kg) and the V12 kickstarts in just 180 milliseconds, compared to Ferrari's 230ms and the ~250ms of a more normal car's S/S system. This means that overall CO2 output will drop from 398g/km to 370g/km. Hardly the 70g/km the 918 Spyder's capable of, but then that's a highly-advanced hybrid that costs about twice as much (yes, really - it's Porsche's 'halo car'). The 2013 Aventador will cost slightly more than the 2012 one and be out, I suspect, next year. The Apple technique is taking over supercars...
(more here [in Swedish], including graphs)

But enough of supercars now, because as you may have heard in recent weeks, the mighty Nürburgring has become bankrupt after, well, running out of money. The state said it wouldn't help any more, as it had already pumped €524,000,000 into the iconic track referred to by Sir Jackie Stewart as "The Green Hell", which had been given an amusement park, several hotels and a shopping centre by unpopular new owners who have done nothing to help the 'Ring stay alive. While 2012 would finish as planned, 2013 became a complete mystery for the Nordschleife and F1 track, and while it's not unreasonable to expect car companies to save it - most of them are practically relying on it to develop their new cars and make no bones about it - none of them have stepped in so far, and while Bernie Ecclestone was rumoured to step in, he said at the Hungarian Grand Prix that he "[doesn't] think it's for sale that way". Happily, however, the state have been persuaded into guaranteeing a €254million loan so that the Nürburgring can pay its debts, only to have one €254m debt left to pay back to the state. So effectively, they've done the equivalent of going to Ocean Finance. Hopefully it works out for them. While boasting about lap times around the Nordschleife has become a cliché, the track itself is still a dream drive, somewhere to go before you die if you're anything of a car fan (and where the unlucky or overambitious go to die). I wouldn't want it to be in ruins by the time I got there...

On to tuning companies then, and while vomiting naked carbon, grilles, scoops and vents all over a nice car is the wrong way to do it, the right way to do it is probably something along the lines of this. This started out life as an Ariel Atom 3, with a half-tonne kerbweight and a 2.0-litre supercharged Honda engine making around 300bhp, enough to zip the face-shredder up from 0-60 in 2.9 seconds. However, American tuners DDMWorks have decided that neither the standard car nor the parts they already make for the Atom 2 are enough, so they have taken it upon themselves to make this British flyweight into an Atomic Bomb. To create the "DDMWorks Atom 700", they swapped the Honda engine for a General Motors Ecotec 2.0 Inline-4 (as they specialise in GM-engined cars), which was then modified to produce a staggering 700 horsepower, in a car that weighs slightly more than before at 657kg. Don't feel bad about the weight gain though; that still means over 1000bhp/tonne, eclipsing a TVR Cerbera Speed 12 with relative ease. The engine in question is Twincharged, meaning that it combines the low-end shove of a supercharger with the high-end boost of a turbocharger, something that you don't see very often (although VW does it [TSI engines]). Among other elements of the engine that have been tuned up to cope with such massive amounts of forced induction, there's a new exhaust system that includes a third pipe just for the turbo, like on a Ferrari F40. A huge intercooler sits outside the rear frame to stop the turbo exploding, and sitting atop this tower of power is a reassuringly large rear wing. The semi-slick tyres on this ridiculously mad little car are also wider than before, in the hope that you might actually be able to put 700bhp down onto the road in a car that weighs the same as an Austin Mini...

On the other end of the scale, there's this. You know what this car is, don't you? Go on, tell me...... ["it's a Shelby Mustang GT500 "Eleanor" from Gone In 60 Seconds"] ......nope. You're not even close. You're not even in the right company. You're not even in the right part of the world. Idiot. This is, in fact, a Daewoo Lacetti. How could you possibly not know that? Indian magicians at "Big Daddy Customs" (yes, that's really their name...) have changed all its physical properties to those of a Daewoo Lacetti, without changing the appearance of it, much like "An Oak Tree" by Michael Craig-Martin (see here). Oh, wait, hang on a second, we don't live in the magical Land of Ooo. So, this must be a rebodied Daewoo Lacetti pretending to be a Shelby Mustang GT500, akin to the one in the 2000 remake of Gone In 60 Seconds. From this angle, it looks relatively accurate, although there are still some proportional issues that could throw you off. Still, it's more convincing than their "Moon Rover" concept, effectively a Range Rover Evoque look stretched over a Tata Safari which looks completely... unconvincing. In fact it looks like a plastic car that took an hour to make and cost a fiver, much like the nose of this 'Elea-not' does.

WHAT AM I???
That said, what's actually quite impressive about this body is that it's not made of plastic - it's actually all steel and aluminium, and considering it started out as a Lacetti (TopGear's second Reasonably Priced Car, between the Suzuki Liana and Kia Cee'd) and is now Mustang-shaped, it must've taken a hell of a lot of work to do. But to what end? The result is a disproportionate, almost-convincing Mustang "replica" that is still a Daewoo saloon underneath, with no reported performance upgrades. The definition of "All Show and No Go"...

So that's what caught my eye this week. Next up, I'll be attempting to catch up on F1 reports... while enjoying the Olympics, of course!

Sunday, 15 July 2012

This Is The Weirdest Car You'll Find On eBay This Week

Nope, it's not a 5-Series. Guess again.
This car lives in Ipswich, in Suffolk. Ipswich likes the colour blue, as it adorns their football team's kit and has done for generations. This, however, is a slightly excessive application of blue hue, as you'll see in pictures of the engine and interior. But that's not the strangest thing about this car. You may well have recognised the rear end to be that of an E60-generation BMW 5-Series, but doesn't the wheelbase look a little... short? And where's the Hoffmeister kink that adorns the side windows of all BMWs?

OK, so this isn't actually a BMW 5-Series M-Sport, despite the rear bodywork. Let's look at the front and see what it is:

Nope, it's not an Audi A4. Guess again.
See? It's a previous-generation Audi A4. Told you it wasn't a BMW... except that it isn't an Audi either. Otherwise the proud four rings wouldn't have been covered in an ugly piece of plastic and the lower grilles wouldn't be blue, they'd be black. And they'd be grilles. We're getting warmer though, for this is an all-wheel-drive car. I'll give you a clue - it's not just ITFC that are associated with the colour blue...

Can you tell what it is yet?
OK, enough is enough. This is a 1993 Subaru Impreza WRX, featuring turbo power, a performance exhaust, uprated brakes, "audio"... and only one door handle. That seems a little odd, even when you step back and look at the whole thing to see three very different cars in one place. Does only the driver's door open? Did nobody else want to be seen in it besides the slightly loopy driver? Or did they just realise what the interior looks like and run a mile?

Hmm... needs more blue.
The dull plastic dashboard is unmolested, but personally I just hate that steering wheel. Considering the fact that the bodywork is surprisingly well-finished considering what must've been involved, that wheel looks like it cost a fiver or came off a Playstation wheel set from a brand you've never heard of. It also has blue highlights, which is true of the pedals, golf-ball gear stick and floor mats as well. The pillar-mounted gauge looks very Japanese-tuner, unlike the outside.

Try focussing on the yellow parts instead and it's not so hideous...
Under the bonnet, the 2.0-litre flat-four turbo is effectively standard-fit, save for new oil and blue hoses (ohh, the blue hoses...). Impreza rally cars featured a yellow-on-blue livery, and the engine bay's colour scheme follows suit, whether you like it or not. Amusingly, in the "power" section of the ad, the seller put "YES". Thus, we can safely assume that the Subeemeraudi actually moves.

So what must you pay for this bemusing blue BeeEmAudiRu? Currently, with six days to go, the bid stands at £4000. For that you get what other sellers would refer to as a "genuine head-turner", which has apparently come to the country from overseas, had nine previous owners and done over 110,000 miles. You're allowed to go and view the "lovely, lovely car" yourself in Ipswich, just in case you think this is some horrible Photoshop prank. You can see the advert here, or if you're reading this a week or more after it was posted, see a picture of what you've missed out on here, which includes an ad for a free eye test from Specsavers, perhaps the most appropriate bit of online advertising ever!

Just a quick note - the seller says that this car is "collocation only", so make sure that the buying process is all arranged in the right order. Clearly it's important to him/her that it is!

Friday, 29 June 2012

Video - Always Hoon Responsibly

29/6/12, 0:40, 91 views (when posted)

I'll admit, being brought up on a balance of TopGear, Gran Turismo and Formula 1 hasn't really given me much love for American cars. The very competitive and aggressive-defensive American car fans on the internet that try force-feeding them to you don't help either, because they make you not want to like them. Nevertheless, the ones that stand out tend to be big V8 muscle cars. It's hard to ignore or resist that cartoon-character quality that a massive, stripy, shoutier-than-your-car Shelby GT500, Dodge Challenger SRT8 or Chevy Camaro SS has, and then you get the internationally-designed Ford GT40 and this, the Chevrolet Corvette. Be it a C5 or C6 generation, something about a Velocity Yellow-coloured Z06 does it for me, and this video of just such a car being shown a good time at Monaco's Grand Hotel Hairpin (to use its Formula 1 name) to explaining why.

Of course, while I like the childish appeal of a muscle car, some people are uptight enough that they just find them crass and vulgar, which to be fair is how I feel about most American cars, particularly the church-sized pickups and SUVs they have (after a point, a pickup's no longer big merely to suit a purpose), but I digress. The point is, the kind of people who turn their nose up at a muscle car are probably the kind of people who live in Monte Carlo, by the sea with a delicately-finessed Ferrari or Maserati, or "just" a Veyron. So I wonder what onlookers thought of this guy burning rubber like some ignorant hooligan tourist? Actually, some might just compare it to the other hooligans in AMGs and Koenigseggs...

Of course, technically, the Corvette is actually a sports car, but I wouldn't exactly buy one over a Porsche GT3 or a Nissan GT-R, whatever YouTubers vomit in defence about 'Ring times. I wouldn't mind one of these (or a blue C6 ZR1) for cocking about in though, like this guy is doing. It's like Homer Simpson: big, daft and bright f***ing yellow, and yet you just kind of love him for it. One thing should be made clear though - he didn't try drifting around the entire corner, he waited until the coast was clear and then slowed down afterwards (not that you have much choice about slowing down in those corners). In other words, he was hooning his very vocal 'Vette responsibly.

Weaving between lanes at high speed isn't cool. It's dumb. So is powersliding through traffic lights or street racing (unless you're 14, in which case it's awesome). This kind of thing is OK though, within reason, although any more than this and you'd better be on private property of some sort, ideally a track or car park. And so, with far more text than a 40-second video deserves, I leave you with three words: Always Hoon Responsibly.

Friday, 15 June 2012

OMFG MONOWHEEL!!

1910 Edison-Puton Monowheel
The Cholmondoley Pageant of Power (pronounced the Chumley Pajent of POWARR) is where all things weird, wonderful and indeed powerful meetup in The North to smoke brown ale using mahogany pipes specially attached to beards using vintage-grade motor oil. Remember the Brutus that raced a pre-war Bentley on TopGear last series? Yeah, cars like that. Why doesn't it get more coverage again?

At any rate, making an appearance at the Pageant this weekend is the... vehicle you see here. It's the 1910 Edison-Puton Monowheel, featuring a motorcycle frame and a 150cc De Dion engine inside a giant wheel. It looks a little awkward to drive, what with there being a huge wheel hub in your way the entire time, and as it has to be "transported" from the Auto & Technik Museum in Sinsheim, Germany, chances are it either doesn't run any more or is too delicate to just fire up when you feel like it. Gyroscopic balancers stop you mimicking a tired-out hamster in a fast-moving wheel and subsequently turn this from elaborate killing machine into wonderfully odd-looking solution to personal mobility.

As you can see in this picture of it at the museum being piloted by a philosophical-looking youth wearing far too much make-up, the wheel is in fact made of wood, with a very narrow band of rubber for touching the road sitting on a raised ring of wood. That means no suspension travel at all, in a vehicle that's basically a giant wheel with steel tubes and a hard saddle for you to sit on. Comfort must not have been a word in 1910 Paris's vocabulary. It works by the engine directly propelling the outer loop (i.e. the wooden bit), and it stays upright using the same principle as a bicycle. Anchored by the engine and driver, the faster you go, the more stable it is. Alas, slowing and turning are not so pleasant, as it obviously gets harder to use as you slow down and doesn't have a steering wheel, so to speak.

As such, it makes far more sense in several ways to have two small wheels, so the monowheel is merely an attention-grabber, and an awesome one at that. I still have hope that they'll catch on, though. Otherwise, why would General Grievous have one in the future? Because he's a hipster who hates hover bikes? Now you're just being silly...

There's really not much more to say about it, but I just want you to know that it exists. Because it's awesome. Also, if you look, all the mechanisms for making a monowheel move are in the lower third of the wheel. Maybe if someone scaled the whole thing down, we could have ring-like "hubless wheels" like you get on cars in sci-fi movies? That would be pretty cool. In fact, I'm going to design it myself and make squillions of monies selling it to car companies, like SAAB, for instance, who are saved yet again.

Thursday, 14 June 2012

Anglo-French Relations

Renaultsport Clio 182 Trophy
So Euro 2012 has gripped the televisions of homes and pubs alike. England drew 1-1 with France recently, so as a deliberately coincidental post, I've decided to do a short profile on a car that shows how England and France are level in another way: our love of hot hatches. You see, they love making them (205 GTi, Renault 5 Turbo, AX GT, DS3 Racing, Clio 200, Megane 250, 306 GTi-6, etc.) and we in Britain love buying them. In fact, in 2005, the UK was buying 50% of all Renaultsport products, and so the makers of arguably the greatest hot hatches of modern times rewarded us with a UK-only special limited edition of the Clio 182: the Trophy. Like a Cup, but more expensive, shinier and better.

The Trophy is set apart from the 182 Cup (itself a lighter, stiffer version of the Rneaultsport Clio 182) by a bigger Clio V6-style rear spoiler, different Recaro sports seats that are lower and improve the driving position and interior space, race-spec dampers with their own oil reservoir, 10mm less ride height and stiffer springs (by 20% up front and 15% out back). These upgrades better control the 182bhp 2.0-litre Inline-4 when it gets going, giving the Trophy more grip and better chassis control, according to reviewers. You even get a little numbered plaque like in a Clio Williams. All this comes together to make one of the most highly-rated hot hatches ever made, with racing experience and technology combining with light weight and a manic, high-revving engine that reached peak power at 6500rpm and went on to 7250rpm before you change gear manually. In fact, when it landed seven years ago, it beat the likes of the then-new Lamborghini Gallardo to evo magazine's Performance Car Of The Year award.

They're cheap, too. Brand new, they were about £15,500 (£1700 more than the Cup), but now they're about £5000, whereas non-Trophy 182s are dipping as low as £2000. This is largely because Renault only made 550 of them - with only 50 of them going outside of the UK, all to Switzerland. Find one that's been maintained properly and reliability will outstrip interior build quality, which isn't great. There's a full buyer's guide here for all that stuff though. The point is that this car was the only hat hatch of its time from the old school. It was light, simple, precise, chuckable and a little rough. Handbuilt in the old Alpine sports car factory, nothing contemporary could match the 172/182 for 205 GTi-style visceral entertainment. It didn't understeer like you might expect a powerful FWD car to do, because it borrowed technology and much expertise from the Clio Cup racing cars that race during BTCC weekends. In fact, you could even take this little French hatchback on track days and not feel embarrassed. In many ways the Trophy run-out special is the Carrera RS 2.7 of Renault Clios. And now you can buy into all that for a mere £5000. Oh yeah, and an insurance group of 17. I always forget that part...

Speedline alloys finished in anthracite paint, Capsicum Red paint and a little silver 'Trophy' badge ID the ultimate FF Clio.
Twin exhausts run through the spare wheel well. Did you really need a spare wheel anyway?
I haven't driven one, but this guy has. He loved it to bits. See? England and France can get along after all. It just takes some hot hatch wizards turning a student's car into a semi-Touring Car.

Thursday, 7 June 2012

200th Post - Real Road Test: Fiat Grande Punto 1.2 Active

Indeed.
Amazingly, due to a six-month spike in productivity (compared to last year at least), I'm already up to my 200th blog post. That seems like a lot. All that typing, all those Google image search results that get me most of my hits (now over 30,000), the occasional pat on the back, it's great, but really I'm just enjoying having my own place to vent, report and generally say what I want without having to wait for an opportunity to say it in some comments section and get abuse from ignorant morons. I felt like doing something special or different for this one, so instead of rambling on about whatever, I'm going to road test my own car. Here goes!

[By the way, there's a search bar now, to your right. Hopefully you'll find it pretty useful]

The number is in the hope that I do this well enough to do more. I've decided the virtual road test doesn't count.
Let's face it, if you're going to review a car, it's best to start with your own, the one you know best. Having owned and driven this car for over two years now, I like to think I know it pretty well, and to be honest it's been a little bit like being in a relationship. I was excited to have it at first (it being my first [working] car), then over the first few months I slowly got used to it, then I found problems with it and we had a couple of downs, and now things have more or less levelled out. It has pros and cons, which I shall delve into soon, and in many ways it is sort of a metaphor for me. I won't go too far into that though. I'm aware that a lot of my non-video posts are, well... let's say they can potentially "challenge the attention span" of the average internetter, so I'll break it down into sections in order for you to be able to get to a certain point and then stop and look away for a bit, should you need to.

The Facts
The car you see above is a 2007 (registered) Fiat Grande Punto 1.2 Active. So called because it was the biggest car in its class upon release, Grande Punto literally translates from Italian as "Big Point". Does this make it a major statement from Fiat, or is it a subliminal message about male owners? No. It's neither of those things. Don't be silly. It's simply a Punto which is big. And heavy - the 1.2 G-P is around 155kg heavier than the Mk.II Punto 1.2 it replaces, at a chubby 1015kg, yet it has the same engine. Extra weight is bad. It means the engine needs to work harder, thus using more fuel, and having the same power in a heavier car makes it slower. There are other weight-related problems too, but more facts first. The 1242cc 'FIRE' is naturally-aspirated, producing (when new) a mere 64bhp and 75lb/ft of torque, enough to go from 0-60 in 14.5 seconds and onto an official top speed of 96mph, although once on a motorway at night I got it over 100mph going slightly downhill. But don't tell anyone. In 2006, 'Grande' in the supermini class meant 4.03m long, 1.49m tall and 1.69m wide and weighing between 1015kg and 1140kg (2,240–2,513 lb) sans occupants.

Monies
The red one pictured below is a nicer one than mine, on 17" alloy wheels. It also has a panoramic sunroof, something my car does without because it's lighter... by which I mean cheaper. In fact, the whole car in 2009 was only £5300 (plus sneaky dealer offers), and that was before the model was updated to become the Punto Evo, which adds much cleaner, punchier engines, a better interior and a worse front bumper that looks like a big plastic moustache. Last year, it was updated a second time, with less 'tache and more newness like Stop/Start, better infotainment and a smaller, lighter, cleaner, more efficient, more powerful 'TwinAir' Inline-2 turbo engine replacing the 1.2 Inline-4 that I've got. I've driven that engine in a 500, and it's a wonderfully fizzy, put-puttering little engine that would probably be the same or cheaper to insure and is congestion charge exempt. I wonder how much an engine swap would cost...

[UPDATE: Around £600]

The reason I mention these updated versions is that G-Ps of my one's age will now be notably cheaper because of them. In fact - holy shit - a quick search on Auto Trader shows 56-reg 1.2s going for as little as £2000! Dammit...

The Exterior Design Bit

The stand-out fact about the Grande Punto's styling is that Giorgetto Giugiaro himself styled it to look like a Maserati 3200GT, which, in essence, makes it basically the same car. In my mind. Sadly he forwent the delicious "boomerang tail lights" featured on the Maser, but as you can see, the front end is pretty much the same, apart from being taller and shorter. Minor details. While the supercar comparisons stop at the end of the A-pillars, it does look good for a hatchback. Very Italian in some ways, which makes sense what with it being a Fiat styled by Giugiaro and everything. The tapering side windows and big C-pillars limit visibility slightly when parking, but look cool. The short-but-high tail lights make the rear end look a little bit tall, but only on smaller wheels like the 15-inchers my one's sporting. Overall it looks very stylish, and quite happy somehow. It must be the shape of the lower grilles and the round (but pointy... or should I say Punto-y?) headlights.

In terms of colours, you could be boring and get a black or white one, you could be super-boring and buy a silver one (rant post to follow), or you could buy it in Maserati red or a very bright non-metallic orange. This looks better than it sounds like it does. I think yellow was also available.

Getting In
Stepping inside, you're met with a sea of grey. Actually, that's not fair. You're met with a sea of black punctuated with grey. Being the Active trim, it also has black fabric seats punctuated with grey bubbles. Visually thrilling, it is not. The wing-like grey trim across the dashboard is made of a strange material. It's not hard like plastic, nor is it leather. The top surface is pliable enough for you to leave a shallow impression of your finger nail in it temporarily. It's not really foam, nor is it rubber. Whatever it is, it's accented by some silver plastic that almost looks like chrome, but definitely isn't, and has a metallic silver plastic P logo on the far left (or right in a LHD car). I hope that all made sense. Here's a picture:

The hazard lights button is the brightest thing here...
Most of it feels pretty solid. The dash buttons are hard shiny plastic and yet have a fairly solid press action, although the heater knobs don't twist with any millimetric precision. Front legroom is vast for a car this size, though, and rear legroom is fine for anyone below 6ft, although I'd only want to be in the back for a journey under 10 miles. That much or over though, and you'd start feeling pretty rough as there's no a/c in the basic model. Front seats bend down and slide forwards when you pull up the handle (on the right of the above picture) and push the seat forwards. Not everyone can work this out straight away. The boot is OK, but can't fit a bass guitar or longer golf clubs in it, which have to ride on the back seat.

The Ooh-That's-Pretty-Cool Bit
This is the Active trim level, presumably so-called because the driver is "too active" to look down and see all the blank non-buttons on the dashboard. That said, there are some interesting little features that come standard on all Grande Puntos, like steering-wheel-mounted radio/volume controls, a boot release button in the dashboard and something called "City Steering", which is when the hydraulic power assistance does all the work for you at the touch of a button and makes the steering almost weightless, so you can whip the 'wheel around with consummate ease when parking or otherwise city-ing. To be honest though, I only used this function once or twice for the hell of it and haven't pressed the button for at least a year. Also, in 5th gear, the speedometer and tachometer dials are perfectly in sync with each other. This amused me as much as perfectly parallel dials can amuse a somewhat average human.

The standard stereo didn't have an iPod socket, so for Christmas I got one that does.

The Driving Position
The seats are a little hard, making for cheesy bums after half an hour or more of driving, but the vertically-adjustable steering wheel and manually adjusting seats mean six-footers can get comfortable pretty easily. The distance between steering wheel and gear stick is more or less a prefect fit for my arm, feeling closer than the Citroën DS3's (because the seat is lower) and requiring less wrist-bending than the new Honda Civic's. The 'wheel is shaped nicely for hands but feels cheap with its elephant-arse-effect black vinyl, and its buttons are within thumb's distance with your hands just below the "ten to two" position, although I often find my hands sliding down towards "quarter to three" because of either laziness or the mouldings that get in the way unless you have perfect driving posture.

The Engine
As I've mentioned earlier, the engine is from the previous Punto, but has the same power. Have you ever run the 100m with a rucksack containing 15% of your bodyweight? That's what the engine's doing when you accelerate. Poor engine. It fizzes and revs freely and tries hard, but to overtake anything powered by an engine, you need a nice big run up and at least 3000rpm in a gear no higher than 3rd. It's quite a characterful engine, really, and you can hear it at all times. Unlike the tyre roar or the wind noise at speed, this isn't very annoying. In fact, I like hearing the engine. It means you don't ever have to look at the dials to know when to change gear, and it's an element of communication that lets you know what the car's doing. When I drove new cars at EcoVelocity, I found cars like the Honda Civic to be very muted in comparison, because quietness is considered refinement. Sure, it felt very plush and solid, but it meant I left it in a high gear for too long and missed the sound. Having said that, the Fiat's four-pot is hardly operatic, but does sound eager for a 1.2 and again, somehow Italian.

Of course, being a teenager with a small hatchback, it was only a matter of time before I secured a cheap engine mod. The K&N 57i induction kit promised an increase in power (only about 3-5bhp, but still) and a "noticeable difference in acceleration". User reviews also reckon that the fuel economy is improved - in a Mk.V Golf R32 it improved it by a third according to one guy - but I never measured it, so I wouldn't know. In the end, all it did was add noise. To be fair, I did notice a difference in acceleration... because I was accelerating harder anyway to hear the new induction roar. So it was just as much a psychological upgrade as anything, but the improved noise at mid-high RPM was another added bonus. Above 4000rpm it sounded horribly thrashy and tortured, whereas now it sounds more eager, not that there's any point going far over 5000rpm anyway, when peak torque is at 3000rpm and acceleration has more or less dropped off. I did once, and got it up to 6500rpm, where the limiter is. The induction kit is a better noise upgrade than a cat back exhaust, partly because it was £80 instead of £200, but mostly because it's only loud when you put your foot down rather than buzzing away the whole time. This means it's only loud when you want it to be loud, spurring you on when you get to open the taps on a slip road or B-road, or acting as a substitute for a horn on occasion.

As for fuel economy, it would be better with a higher power-to-weight ratio than 63bhp/tonne, because you have to use a lot of right foot to do the same as a 1.4 (which in the G-P makes 20 more horses, or 40 more with a turbo). On a 550-mile road trip from Wokingham to Swansea to Plymouth and home on the A303, I averaged 37mpg, which seems pretty good, but a modern small petrol car should really be getting more like 45mpg or more. The TwinAir probably would...

Other engines in the original range were 1.4 NA or Turbo petrol engines, or turbo diesel engines in sizes 1.3 (75 or 90bhp), 1.6 or 1.9 (120 or 130bhp), with a range-topping Abarth making 155bhp, or 180bhp with the Essesse kit.

As for the 1.2? For all its admirable efforts, it just feels gutless in this car. It didn't stay in the range for very long anyway...

Driving It
Considering this car is meant for the cobbled streets of Turin, the suspension isn't very good at ironing out bumps. In fact, even those snaky bits of resurfacing where gas pipes go across the road are picked up, let alone potholes. Potholes are horrendous. It can be slightly bouncy over speed bumps too, but generally the ride just reflects the road surface. Bumpy road = bumpy ride. Too firm, I reckon. Happily, the handling is much better. There's a vast amount of grip from the responsive front end, so when you start driving, ahem, enthusiastically, the Grande Punto holds on well in bends of most kinds. The grip is reassuring when you find out that there's quite a lot of body roll at speed, caused - I reckon - by the heavy, safety-laden body that makes this Punto grand(e). Because you don't topple over though, it just makes fast corners more amusing somehow. Occasionally if you take a tight corner too fast, you get understeer from the narrow front tyres, but one could argue that you should've slowed down more anyway. Fool. On that note, the brake pedal - while responsive - doesn't travel very far, so there's no opportunity to learn the heel-toe technique.

That said, my brakes are brilliant... mostly because the solid steel discs that the lighter-engined 1.2 should have aren't on this car. The reason for this is that the rest of the range uses vented discs, and the Italian workers couldn't be bothered to wait for the parts to arrive, so they just slapped some 1.4 brakes on there instead. Finding this out when shopping for brake pads greatly pleased my mother. It also explains why they work so well. The clutch has become slightly soft to use over the last two years, partly because me and my brother both learned to drive in it, but I read somewhere that they can wear out relatively quickly. Still works though, and it makes it easier to set off in 2nd gear from time to time (which now that I think about it may not be helping). The gear change itself has become notchy going from 1st to 2nd, but otherwise an easy, light throw going into higher gears, and you can hook it into neutral with one finger, which is nice.

The power steering helps too much in my opinion. While it makes it light and easy enough to cruise with just index fingers and thumbs on the wheel, when you're actually cornering there isn't enough feel to it. You just kind of turn the wheel and change direction. This is true on the 500 as well (although the younger, smaller car is improved slightly over the G-P), so Fiat just needs a different power steering system, I reckon.

The rear window only just fills the whole rear view mirror, and the sloping Maserati nose means you can't see the front, so perfect parking isn't as easy as it could be in a small hatchback like this.

The Negative Bit
This isn't relevant to the text, it just looks cool
This is where I complain about build quality, unfortunately. Before that, I will say that the Fiat has proven very reliable mechanically, never overheating or breaking down, so the whole "Fix It Again Tony" joke is redundant here. Overall quality from the Italian brand has been going up ever since the rebirth of the Panda, and the only problem this car has ever had mechanically is when my brother ran into a kerb at 30mph or so and bent a wheel out of shape. Alas, what money they've spent on mechanicals, they haven't spent on matching Audi for interior quality, although it's true that older Fiats feel notably cheaper inside than this.

The first interior niggle happened during winter, when it was hibernating under a blanket of snow. During the time it sat there, the lower part of the dashboard must've grown and shrunk, as the rear window heater and recirculation buttons had sunken into the dash. As a result, I've had to press my left thumb hard on an area near the button and hit the button with my right hand to use the rear window heater. This is fine when stationary, but it doesn't turn itself off, so I've occasionally had to act fast after checking for upcoming obstacles...

I think the snow may have had an effect on the windscreen washer jets, as they stopped spraying anything. You heard the noise of them working, but nothing came out. This turned out to be because they'd clogged up, something I didn't know until I'd spent weeks driving into bright sunsets with dirt all over the windscreen, making it hard to see where I was going. They've been cleaned out twice, working perfectly afterwards, but seem to clog back up very quickly. Also, the plastic interior trim under the windscreen where the screen heater vents are has lifted up at one end (which doesn't impede on visibility but doesn't look great either), a piece of trim containing sound-proofing near my right foot isn't screwed on properly and comes loose, and the right-hand hinge for the folding rear bench has come out of its socket and won't go back in, so the seat doesn't fold flat or fix in place properly, which occasionally means the right-hand seatbelt plays hide and seek behind it. I get the feeling an Audi or Honda wouldn't do these things.

The TL;DR Bit
In case you've scrolled here from impatience, here's a brief summary:
Facts: 1248cc, 64bhp, 75lb/ft, 1015kg, 0-60 in 14.5, ~100mph, 4.03x1.69x1.49m (LxWxH), ~37-40mpg.
Monies: I bought this for £5300 before the Punto was updated twice. It would now sell for about £2000-2200. Cheap to insure.
Exterior: Stylish, secretly a Maserati, visibility slightly compromised for style.
Interior: Big for a small car, questionable materials but better quality than previous Fiats.
Pretty Cool: Steering wheel audio controls, parallel dials in 5th gear, City Steering a nice idea, but I don't use it.
Driving Position: Decently adjustable, comfy for six-footers despite slightly hard fabric seat, everything within reach.
Engine: Fizzy and characterful, but overwhelmed by the weight. K&N 57i kit adds noise when you want it.
Driving: Rolls at speed, ride's too firm and steering's too light, but amusing on the right road, with plenty of grip.
Negatives: Overworked engine means fuel economy suffers, interior build quality not great.

Verdict: It has its pros and cons, for sure. It's slow, there's too much NVH on motorways, the interior's deteriorated slightly and it's sluggish at best unless you floor it in 2nd gear. But, it's cheap to buy, cheap to run, big inside with a decent enough boot and it's a charming car to drive that looks good without being overstyled. Rating it is difficult then, because it depends what you want or need. What I will say is that you definitely need a 1.4 and air conditioning if you're considering one.

A chance encounter with an identically-specced Mk.II Punto 1.2 Active. Sorry it's a poorly-framed photo.
The Grande Punto definitely looks more substantial IMO
Small Blog V8 Rating: 64/100

Wednesday, 16 May 2012

What Makes British Transport Design Unique?

The first and last Minis ever, separated by 41 years.
I wrote this for my final major project for college, and thought readers might be interested:

It's easy to spot a classic British car. As well as instantly-recognisable icons like the Mini, Jaguar E-Type, Aston Martin DB5 and the Land Rover Defender (not to mention the black taxi and Routemaster bus), our cars have always had a distinct look about them. But what is that look? What makes British transport design unique?

One word that springs to mind when looking at the iconic designs is "tradition". The Mini tried deviating from its 1959 styling in the 1970s with the square-nosed 'Clubman' and, like New Coke, it failed to strike a chord with fans and they reverted to the original, with a couple of mechanical modernisations (although "modernised" is a relative term in Mini world). The Morgan Roadster has been on sale with basically the same design for 57 years, and still finds buyers today, typically those who want an old-school British sports car, without so many frills and electronic complications - "infotainment" is not a word in Morgan's vocabulary. The same can be said for the more focused and even simpler Caterham 7 (originally a Lotus), which has also been around since the 1950s. All these cars, as well as the London taxi and Routemaster bus, have round headlights, a rounded bonnet and - in most cases - a fair share of chrome brightwork on the outside. We consider heritage very strongly in this country.

These designs have arguably become traditional simply because they've been around for so long. Because the designs and engineering are normally so good (even if build quality frequently didn't match up), that it's a case of "If it ain't broke, don't fix it". The Mini was so far ahead of its time that it went on to live right through it's time until the year 2000, at which point it was Germanised. The same is true of the trusty Routemaster, which only went out of service in 2005 after 50 years of service. For the upcoming London Olympics, a design competition was held to update this particular icon to look modern in the 21st century. How do you modernise something like the classic Routemaster? In the end, the winner was Thomas Heatherwick, whose design isn't quite as retro a many entries, perhaps instead asking "what if the Routemaster was devised today?". Thus, the engine is at the back, not the front, and it's a diesel-electric hybrid for environmental reasons. Characteristics such as the round headlights, the arch in the back of the roof and the walk-on platform at the rear (including the rear staircase) have been retained, but a new asymmetrical style has been added "to reflect passenger circulation", with glass sloping down on the left side, where passengers get on and off. Black has been used where glass would be impractical to make the effect clear. This works better at the back, where the glass follows the path of the staircase.

I like it, particularly the way the windows around the back and on the right-hand side follow the path of the two staircases. The question is, does this less traditional Neo-Routemaster of sorts still look intrinsically British? Well let's go by the checklist above first. Round headlights? Check. Rounded bodywork? Well, it's round for a bus, so check. Chrome? Absent, but that's not strictly a requirement anyway. Rationally, then, it does look British. The fact that it's a red bus in London boosts its Britishness somewhat anyway, and the clever, modern, glassy design is in some ways akin to the Gherkin building, another recent piece of (increasingly) well-known British design (designed by Foster & Partners, who submitted a design for the "New Bus For London" competition, but didn't win). The environmental consciousness of its diesel-hybrid powertrain is more a sign of the times than some example of British thinking.

So we've been able to bring a traditional British design into the 21st century, but should we as a nation be sticking so rigidly to traditional ideas of "Britishness" in the first place? Jaguar did for a number of years, but it's only now they've eschewed traditional designs for a more modern interpretation of Jaguar's "Grace, Space and Pace" philosophy that their newer cars (like the new XF and somewhat controversial XJ) have, in my opinion at least, become particularly stylish and cool. It's fine to lust after the XK150s and E-Types and Mk.IIs of yesteryear, but to try and make a modern car look like one didn't really work, and the Jags of the '00s pandered to a very stereotypical image of Britain in order to please Americans, who [Ford] owned Jaguar at the time.

It does seem to be our thing though; we more than anyone else keep successful designs of the past in production for a very long time, such as the Land Rover Defender (aesthetically very similar to the 1948 original), Lotus/Caterham 7, Morgan 4/4 roadster (since 1955) and the London Taxi, which post-redesign still looks very much like the original, only with modern bumpers and a smoother bonnet. We don't always stick to tradition though, and that's where Concorde comes in.

BAC Concorde in formation with the Red Arrows display team
There are one or two historical references in the exterior of the Concorde - the triangular 'Delta Wing', er, wings also appeared on the Vulcan bomber, and they're mounted low-down on the fuselage like on the iconic Spitfire (partly to keep them out of the way of the windows and doors), but in reality, this collaboration between the British Aircraft Company (BAC), who devised the shape, and Sud Aviation of France was completely forward-thinking, and remains the only supersonic passenger plane ever made and used by airlines. Its one and only crash caused the cripplingly-expensive plane to be taken out of service in 2003 after 34 years of service as the pinnacle of air travel, reserved for those lucky few who could afford it. The signature pointed nose was designed for aerodynamic efficiency, penetrating the air as smoothly as possible and blending into the deliberately-narrow fuselage to minimise drag (air resistance), while being able to droop downwards when landing the plane to improve pilot visibility. While it suits its purpose, it also combines with the wing shape and equally pointed tail end to make probably the most elegant and streamlined-looking plane in the world. The end result looks every bit as fast as it is, and is instantly recognisable in the same way as an E-Type Jag or an Aston Martin DB5.

Powered by four Rolls-Royce Olympus turbojet engines (which also appeared on the Vulcan bomber, in a lesser form), this smooth body and the huge amounts of thrust allowed Concorde to achieve "Supercruise", or cruise at over Mach 1, which required incredible engineering to stop it tearing itself to shreds and killing everyone on board. In fact, the heat involved in breaking the sound barrier is such that the body actually gets about 6 feet longer! The fact that it can break the sound barrier regularly and safely while passengers relax quietly in luxury on board is really what seals it as one of the greatest aeroplanes ever made. Small wonder the Bugatti Veyron, which can exceed 250mph (~400km/h) without breaking a sweat, is compared to the Concorde so often.

So when we break away from tradition, we often make more of an impact. It's all very well making a building look like a Tudor abbey, and historic buildings like Big Ben are a great asset to us, but when you can make it like The Gherkin or the Olympic stadiums, why not be original? Otherwise, we'll be limiting ourselves forever. Jaguars, for example, would forever be designed to look like cars from the 1950s/60s, which wouldn't make sense in the future when they're powered by hydrogen or can fly. The counter argument is that our iconic designs are the enduring classics from decades ago that evolved very slowly over time, and to ignore them would be to do them a terrible disservice and ignore our heritage. Perhaps combining the two, like the "New Bus For London" mentioned above, is the best combination, reimagining a successful and/or iconic concept to suit the 21st century, combining much-prided tradition with progress and real innovation.

Friday, 20 April 2012

Should the New Ford Mustang Really Try To Become A Sports Car?

2011 Ford Evos Concept, provider of the company's current design language
As the Americans would say, I'm just spit-ballin' here, but news of the next Ford Mustang (expected in 2013/4) tells us the new car will feature non-retro styling heavily based on the Evos concept that has given us the new Mondeo (Fusion in the US), and that it'll be on sale in Europe for the first time. Chances are that it will also be made into more of a sports car to appeal to this new market. But is that really necessary?

By all means, improve the handling, brakes and interior to try and impress Europeans, but I don't want the Mustang to turn into a sports car. To paraphrase Chris Harris, the world doesn't need another BMW M3, because we already have one, the BMW M3, and it's excellent. The Mustang is arguably the original American muscle car (or "pony car"), and American muscle cars are traditionally big, daft, hilariously-fun brutes that are more like cartoon characters than sports cars, with huge rumbling V8 engines, rear-wheel-drive and lots of tyre smoke left hanging under a freshly-green traffic light. That's what they do. That's their place in the world. Their brutish, simple charm is what characterises them, and a refreshing break from the super-serious European and Japanese sports cars. Yet, it seems, the muscle car is something of a dying breed. When the new Camaro came out, TopGear magazine compared it to the 2010 Mustang and the Dodge Challenger, and said that while it handled closest to a European car, it had lost some of its muscle-car character in the process. Will Ford run the same risk here? The world doesn't really need yet more sports cars, but it's running out of muscle cars. There are only four now, and even that number is threatened.

The thing is, American sports cars (of sorts) do exist already. The Chevrolet Corvette C6, in ZR1 guise at least, has set some impressive lap times on the tracks that matter to people, and the outgoing Dodge Viper SRT-10 was turned into a semi-racing car (dubbed ACR-X) in order to set a Nürburgring record for some publicity. But their makers know to keep sporting pretences separate. As well as the Corvette, Chevrolet has the Camaro. As well as the Viper, Dodge has the Challenger. I think Ford should consider doing the same, and while I'm perfectly happy that they're dropping the nostalgic styling - retro is so bloody overplayed now - they can do this in one of two directions while playing to their illustrious history. They can either bring back the (smaller) Capri to tackle the Toyobaru GTBRZ86 or they can make a new (sportier) Ford GT supercar, which supposedly they are in fact doing.

That way, the Mustang can remain a symbol of America, like the Statue of Liberty, stars and stripes, baseball and big guns. Pandering to Europe compromises American-ness, and the ultimate American car shouldn't do that. It should stay American, and be proud of its American character. Will Alfa Romeo's re-entry to the US market see it making a big, heavy, V8-powered Brera? No. They're Italian. They wouldn't do that. It's the same thing here. That's what I think, anyway.

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Sunday, 1 April 2012

Toyota Prius C is The Best Car In The World

Gaze Upon The Glory
There are many kinds of cars out there, but today I have realised, that when it comes to the question "What is the best car in the world?" there can be only one. It is not something silly and pointless like a Subaru BRZ or a Bugatti Veyron or a Pagani Huateveritis. Those are environmentally-damaging distractions. No, the correct answer is the Toyota Prius, which we all know is the car which is single-handedly saving the world from pullution with its amazing Hybrid Synergy Drive, and in these modern times, the only car you should buy is a smaller one, which is where this compact Prius C comes in.

Let's start with the most important thing - fuel efficiency. The Toyota Prius C does 64 mpg when you're in a city and 55mpg on motorways, which is incredibly impressive. Plus, because it's a hybrid, it doesn't emit any harmful gases at all, which - assuming everyone buys a brand new one to replace their crummy old car, whatever it might be - means that together with the full-sized Prius, this car can help to reverse Global Warming. This is achievable with a 1.5-litre engine connected to a nickel battery pack and 60hp electric motor, making it electric, and a CVT transmission just like a big Prius, which means you don't have to worry about the tedious and wearisome affair of changing gears, because it doesn't have any. It just hums quietly while you get on with texting people via bluetooth and flicking through your favourite radio channels to find one that doesn't have those silly "trendy bands" that have infected the airwaves.

Something else that helps the fuel economy is shedding weight. Frankly, because this is a Prius, I'm surprised it isn't as light as physically possible to help save the environment faster, but at 1134kg it is lighter than a Mazda MX-5, which means it's more fun and has more "handling" than the definitive fun car. It also has a combined output of 99 horsepower (which is surely enough for anyone driving in the real world) and a serious 207 lb/ft of "torque", which apparently means you can overtake cyclists very easily and should have no trouble reaching 70mph, which is the fastest you can go in Britain. This car is actually based on the Toyota Yaris, but you have to ask, when this one is so much more efficient and has the prestigious Prius moniker, why on Earth would you buy the Yaris instead? This car even has nine airbags!

As far as I can tell, the only drawbacks are the slightly higher drag coefficient (0.28 compared to the big Prius's 0.25, thanks to that taller rear end), meaning it'll use a little bit more fuel than it could've done, and the fact that it's smaller, which will impact on interior space a bit for families. Other than that, it looks 'funky' and 'cool' with that Japanese styling (I particularly like the tail lights, which are very well-proportioned) and it has all the creature comforts you could ever desire, making driving a doddle. In America it only costs $19,000, and should cost about the same number if it comes to the UK, which if the always-trustworthy Toyota honestly cares about the environment, it most certainly will. I know I would buy it and trade in my car, which is now 5 years old. That's too old given how much more efficient cars are now.

Do the right thing for the environment. Buy the new small Prius.

...Just Kidding!

Happy April Fool's Day everyone! If you buy one of these, you're a gullible brainwashed hipster. That is all.

Friday, 2 March 2012

SBV8 One-Year/20000-Hit Review

SBV8 Stats Page (yeah, I'm still using the old view)
So it's now been over a year since I started blogging. I didn't really know what to expect when I started, it was just to start brushing up on my writing skills a bit and rant about stuff I didn't have an opportunity to rant about on other car sites, and that still happens from time to time, although I haven't ranted for a while now. Unfortunately, it's also becoming something of a procrastination tool, which is evident by the fact that in just over two months I've written half as many posts as I did all year in 2011! This is the 50th of 2012, which I guess I could treat as a landmark too. Sort of. at any rate, you can see what most people are looking at above, and you can also see that the greatly increased frequency of posts has produced results of sorts, as there's a nice big spike where 2012 started. January '12 was the higher than any month last year on its own, then February sticks out like the rear wing on a Plymouth Superbird because over 300 people clicked on my F1 2011/12 Winter Update, which I guess turned out to be very helpful for some of you, so, er, glad I could help! More after the jump, as they say.

What else has happened since the 10,000 Views post? Well, more spam sites have appeared on my stats page (like Domar.ru), as well as a spam commenter called emailrobertcena (or some variation thereof), which is a pain in the arse, but I've also made a Formula 1 page which will act as a resource for F1 people who follow me as I report on everything of note, and to find all things F1 when I'm posting about other things (I was going to do a testing update, but because the times don't mean all that much, I didn't see much point). There's also some stuff too small to make into a post on there.

I've been talking more about car design recently, as evidenced in three of the most recent posts, the Infiniti Emerg-E writeup - which was linked to in a forum, so thanks NSXprime user! - as well as the Pininfarina-vs-Roding comparison below this and the Ferrari F12 Berlinetta. This is partly because I'm looking to get into an automotive design course at university, and having sent them the URL they might read and appreciate it, but it's also very easy to talk about without being wrong! That's because, of course, all design is subjective and there is no wrong answer. Some people for example think the Pontiac Aztec isn't that bad-looking, even though most people think it's as hideous as watching a disfigured cockroach give birth in HD. There's also been lots of Subarota BRZ86GTFR-S on here, because I think it's a really cool car, not necessarily on the outside, although it's hardly ugly, but on the inside and underneath it screams "driving machine", which I love. I also love that the stripped-out "Purist Version" has been confirmed for the UK!

Apparently there's a convertible version on the way to fight the Mazda MX-5 as well, but I don't want that, partly because I wouldn't buy a convertible anyway, but also because chopping the roof off will make it heavier and less rigid, worsening the sports car-ness that is entirely the point of the car, not to mention that convertibles meant to be convertibles in the first place are always better than chopped coupés, like the Porsche Boxster, Honda S2000 and indeed the Mazda MX-5. It'll probably find some buyers, though.

Anyway, I also signed up to AdSense, but so far I've only made 12p from it, so that sucks. It's probably because the ad's in the sidebar below all the other stuff. I don't really want to paste ads all over the page though, it would look messy. There has also been another motor show since last time I did something like this, and the Geneva show starts in 4 days, so within a week of next Tuesday you can expect to find a paragraph or two about 10 cars worthy of note from there. I might try and make this one funny to add interest, but that's not a promise!

The last rant I did was actually back when SAAB's museum in Trollhättan was all for sale, although I'm happy to say the 123 cars are all staying where they are, in the crazy Swedish company's home town, where 3500 jobs have now been lost. Also, the TopGear tribute last week made me want a 99 Turbo quite a lot. You can see all the rants here, or by clicking the category tag atop every page. The manual transmission one is worth a look, if I may say so myself. That was some fairly heartfelt writing, although at points I had trouble keeping it going. It's important though, because I don't want to become one step removed from driving the car until I can't use my left leg anymore for whatever reason. I can see the point of paddleshift 'boxes on a track, as it takes a layer of thought/concern off your mind when you're hurtling towards a corner, but I would definitely miss it on the road.

Anyway, enough of me rambling on, if you want to read more than the articles I've linked to here, all of them are accessible via the archive on the right. Also, click on the F1 page, because it's pretty cool, also because I said so. Only one person has so far :-(

So yeah, this is SmallBlogV8. Enjoy!

No no, not this. This is a smallblock V8 (a GM LSA, to be precise). Small Blog V8 is the rest of what you're looking at.
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Monday, 27 February 2012

Repost: Justice Has Been Served

I know Audi quattro rally cars used to go sideways, but that's taking the piss
I could re-write this, but there's no real need. Just enjoy an arsehole getting what they deserve for parking like a douche. Also, there's a SAAB in the background - that'll become important later......

Usually, when an insensitive driver double-parks on the road blocking the way to other vehicles, all it takes is a call to the police to get things sorted out. But there comes a time when frustrated drivers take matters into their own hands…

...Which is what happened in Exarcheia, a neighborhood in downtown Athens, Greece, when the owner of what looks like a fairly new Audi A3 Sportback parked in front of a couple of large metal bins partially blocking the road.
While most passenger cars were able to make it through, a city bus that was making its routine trek around town couldn't fit. The bus driver along with the other drivers that were piling up behind kept honking again and again but to no avail; the owner of the Audi was nowhere to be seen.

So they decided to teach the A3 owner a very expensive lesson he or she will never forget; they turned the car on its side. Problem solved...
Photo credits: Star

Originally written by an unnamed writer on Carscoop.blogspot.com

Thursday, 23 February 2012

Lyonheart K Is The "Growler E 2011" Without A Hairy Name

What a difference a year makes
Just over a year ago, way back when SBV8 was a baby, I showed you the first renderings and details of designer Bo Zolland's Jaguar E-Type revival, called the Growler E 2011. While the name "Growler" refers to the Jaguar badge that depicts an angry cat's face, TopGear decided it was named after the colloquial term for when a lady decides to keep her lower regions... as nature intended. So now, closer to production and without the, ahem, hairy name, here we have it again, now called the "Lyonheart K". The misspelt "lion" in the name actually refers to Sir William Lyons, who founded Jaguar, but what does the K stand for? It may forever remain a mystery......

So aside from the name change, what's different? Well, you will by now have noticed the new headlights, which, if I'm honest, don't look very Jaguar-ish, but some people will prefer them to the S-Type style four-circle arrangement. By the looks of it, the dial housing has been changed from one big hood to two little cylinders, and there may well be further changes to the interior. The side heat vents have also sprouted bigger chrome flicks, which might look a little Aston Martin-ish to some. The rest is more or less as-is on the outside, but the specs have changed a little too.

It seems the operation building this car couldn't quite meet their targets of lopping 200kg out of an XKR and giving it 600 horsepower, but they are still going to make an enticing proposition - the 5.0 supercharged V8 from the current XKR, XFR and XJ Supersport now produces the same 542bhp as the rabid XKR-S, but it weighs only 1575kg, meaning they've still managed to shed 178kg off the base car.

That gives it a power-to-weight ration of 344bhp/tonne, enough to worry a Nissan GT-R and eclipse the XKR-S's 309bhp/tonne. This extra performance should be enough to get this beautiful artwork from 0-60mph in 3.9 seconds (courtesy of a 6-speed automatic) and easily into the electronic barrier of 186mph (300km/h), beating the XKR-S's 0-60 time by 0.3 seconds but with the same limited top speed. I don't like limited top speeds, but hey. I do like the Lyonheart though, and I think it looks better than the frankly overdone XKR-S (stick-on aero bits and lipstick-red brake callipers on a Jaguar? Really?). The thing is, while it may edge it in a straight line and will definitely out-dance it in the corners - assuming they get the suspension right - the price of entry is rather steep for this car, what with all the custom work that goes into it.

You may need to sit down for thi-- wait, you're at a computer. Er, you may want to continue sitting down for this, because it may be as painful as getting your growler waxed: The Lyonheart K costs €495,000, which is £418,000 or $654,780. Yeowch. Plus, of course, it doesn't even have the market of "high-end E-Type revival" to itself now.

I know it interrupts the flow of the article, but this needs to be spread across the whole page. It just does.
This, as I'm sure you know, is the Eagle Speedster. While the new XKR-S weighs 1753kg and the Lyonheart weighs 1575kg, the Eagle Speedster weighs 1008 kg. While the 'K' is based on a Jaguar's modern-day interpretation of the E-Type, this car is based on the real deal, a 1960s original. The 4.7-litre straight-six and the stunning, stop-you-in-your-tracks bodywork are hand-made from aluminium, and it has modern suspension, brakes and other fixtures, fittings and "reliability upgrades" to stop it feeling like it's 50 years old, while still making it feel like a Jaguar E-Type. It costs around half a million pounds (a number Jeremy Clarkson didn't believe existed, despite having driven an £850,000 Bugatti Veyron...), which sounds like a lot in isolation, but isn't that much more than the £420k Lyonheart, certainly not to the kind of people who can actually afford these things.

The 310bhp and 340lb/ft of torque are indeed trumped by the Lyonheart's 542bhp and 502lb/ft, but the weight difference means its 308bhp/tonne is at least on par with the £94,000 Jaguar XKR-S. 0-60 in under 5 seconds and a top speed of 160mph is enough, but not spectacular. To be honest, though, this car is not about performance figures. It's about everything else. People look at an old Alfa Romeo or Ferrari or Aston Martin and say it's sexy, or joke that it gives them a hard-on or whatever, and I don't doubt how good-looking some of those cars are, but it's been a very long time since a car actually, genuinely made me feel physically excited like this does (not "down there" though, that would still be weird). It's just... perfect. Not only is it perfect to look at, but when you hear its 4.7-litre aluminium straight-six, your heart will sing like the Eagle does. It's one of those rare cars that's genuinely spine-tingling... and I haven't even driven it! Jeremy Clarkson has though, so I'll post his review of it below so you can hear it too.

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So where were we? Oh yes, the Lyonheart K. Well, to be honest, I'd almost forgotten about it, and I guess that says something. Nice try Bo Zolland, really, but I'm afraid that in the last year, you have been outclassed by people who specialise in taking Jaguar E-Types and making them even more special than they already are.