Friday, 30 December 2011

Range Rover Evoque - Big Deal...


Last month, TopGear Magazine released its 2011 Awards issue. That in itself is not very interesting, but what is interesting is some of the winners. The McLaren MP4-12C (a mid-engined, Twin-Turbo supercar) won the GT Car Of The Year award, thanks to its clever hydraulic anti-roll system, the quirky Citroën DS5 won Family COTY and the Fisker Karma beat the likes of the Rolls-Royce Ghost and Bentley Mulsanne to be TopGear's Luxury Car of choice. So far, so mildly interesting, but the overall winner surprised me, and not in a good way...

If the title didn't give it away, it was the Range Rover Evoque. I was against this car when it first revealed itself. It's not the looks - it's almost identical to the LRX Concept, which looked great - it was the idea of Land Rover making what appeared to be an on-roader. Land Rover shouldn't make on-roaders. The involvement of Victoria Beckham and the option of Front-Wheel-Drive (a first for LR, and also an option now on the Freelander) made things worse on that front, and since its unveil I have always felt resistant to it. Now it's supposedly the best car of 2011, a year that gave us a V12 Ferrari shooting brake, the BAC Mono, BMW 1 M Coupé, a supercar that can ride properly and still outperform a Ferrari 458 Italia, and the Fisker Karma, which proves that an environmental conscience doesn't have to look cheap or ugly when you're behind the wheel, while further removing the engine from the equation of driving (it only runs to charge the batteries, like in a GM Volt, or TopGear's own electric car, the Hammerhead-i EagleThrust). I disagree.

After reading about it and seeing it cope pretty well with the Nevada Desert, however, I'm disappointed with this verdict for different reasons than all that. As it turns out, the 4WD version is more-or-less as good off-road as a proper Range Rover, which is something of a relief, but if it's just as good to drive and to use as the new Range Rover, why is that such an achievement? That means that, basically, it's just a Smaller Range Rover that looks more stylish and costs a bit less. Er... big deal.

The constant association with Posh Spice still annoys me, too. What constructive advice can a woman with the body of an ironing board, the face of that dragon thing from The Neverending Story and the IQ of a hat possibly give to the makers of some of the world's best off-roaders? It's the same mentality that probably came up with the name Evoque, which is just the word Evoke spelt like it's a new fragrance from Chanel. Thus, I shall pronounce it "évok" to make it sound Frenchy and flim-flammy like it should. What kind of name is that for a Land Rover? The kind you can slap onto the narrow-windowed behind of a cynically-conceived Chelsea Tractor designed to draw in the Chelsea Tractor crowd like magpies to a shiny set of keys, I suppose. The billboard ads for it in London don't even need a slogan, it just has a big side-on picture of it in an "urban environment" and says "The New Range Rover Evoque". Job done. They'll come running.

Because of that, I can see why they did it, and unfortunately it does have a place in the current world, even if the 3-door FWD version is essentially a giant hatchback with Range Rover written on it (which is all kinds of wrong), but you wouldn't catch me anywhere near one, and if you did, you can bet I wouldn't be paying it any attention. Certainly, it isn't the best or the most amazing or revolutionary car that came out this year, and I don't think it should be promoted and bigged up by winning the TG COTY award, because in the grand scheme of things, it's no big deal. I would even prefer the Ferrari Four winning, despite not being all that keen on it, or the new Porsche 991, their Coupé of the Year that they described as, all things considered, "the world's best sports car". If it shouldn't be a sports car, then there's also the Karma.

Oh well. I can't change the outcome. As for next year's big winner, I think I know of one sure-fire candidate.

Monday, 26 December 2011

Video Weekday - Happy Boxer Day

Uploaded: 20/7/11
Running Time: 3:43
Views When Posted: 32,719

According to my homepage, this is my 100th post on Small Blog V8. That's a lot. It's been 10 months, and I think I've roughly got the hang of it! Anyway, here is a video of one of my early inspirations, the late Colin McRae. Here he's doing his thing not in the signature 555 Impreza WRX, but in a Subaru Legacy RS, way back in 1993, when I was but a toddler. The video appears to cover an entire rally stage (although there is sudden rain at the end, so maybe not), which he of course scales in no time at all. Despite being the rallying predecessor to the now-famous Impreza, the early Legacy still features that signature 'boxer burble', so just enjoy a legendary driver before he was famous. Boxing Day? Pah. This is Boxer Day!

I would write a reflective post, having reached my 100th, but I kind of already did that. I'll just add that "domar.ru" is the latest peculiar spam site that is giving me hits, and the Mini story seems to be proving quite popular, so thank you for reading that, and the virtual road test, which features a car with a boxer engine, as it happens. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the video, and feel free to read through some of the other 99 posts!

Sunday, 25 December 2011

Photo Dump - Merry Christmas!


Hello SBV8'ers (if there are any regulars). I'd just like to wish you a Merry Christmas! Have a great day today and I hope you all get/got what you wanted. This is my 20th Christmas, and I'm still getting just as much chocolate, so I'm fine with that!  In the mean time, enjoy some snowy GT5 pictures I made yesterday. Click to enlarge!

This would make quite a cool Christmas card. I should've thought of that earlier...
Four-Wheel-Drive is a life-saver in these conditions, of course, but that alone doesn't make you invincible. I saw a Volvo XC90 spinning all four wheels on some black ice last year and slide uselessly downhill. You need the tyres and the know-how, too.
You may recognise this car as one of the two you could choose in the original Sega Rally, the other being a Lancia Delta. Tough choice...
The Toyota Celica GT-Four was actually banned by the FIA, after they found that the turbo could move their new restrictor plate and render it ineffective, adding about 50 horsepower to the regulation 300bhp. Naughty naughty.
Reach for the skies!
This action shot of a Christmas tree was actually taken by accident, thanks to a glitch where sometimes, when you do Photo Mode in a replay, the camera is pointing in a different direction when you take the picture. It's annoying when that happens, but it's not always this badly off. Sometimes you just have to reposition until it's back the way you wanted it.
What I was trying to photograph was this, the new 2012 Nissan GT-R included in the somewhat measly December DLC pack.
Some would say that the game has too many Nissan GT-Rs in it (particularly R35s), but if there was going to be another one to add on, this new 550-horsepower DBA-R35 would be the one I want. The differences between this and the now-5-year-old original are many and add up to a much-improved car.
Despite having an extra 200-250bhp over the Celica, and weighing a good half-tonne more, it made surprisingly light work of driving in the snow, proving easy to dance around the winding haripins of the redesigned Chamonix course.
There will be another Photo Dump for this car, but I'll have to put that off until later now to avoid similar posts. See you then!
Happy Holidays!

Friday, 23 December 2011

Virtual Road Test - Toyota GT 86

Image slightly pixellated thanks to MS Paint and Vista...
DISCLAIMER - Yes, I am aware that a virtual road test does not carry the same weight as a real one, and I can't speak of ride quality or mileage or pedal feel or interior quality, but this is mainly just for fun, so enjoy! Also, you can find my other posts on this car here and here.

Unfortunately, I am unlikely to be upgraded from a small-time blogger to a writer for TopGear Magazine or such like between now and June 2012, so chances are I won't be able to have a go in the hotly-anticipated new sports coupé built by Toyota and Subaru. However, the kind chaps at Polyphony Digital have now given the JDM Toyota 86 to all us GT5'ers for free this Christmas, so I thought I would play motor journalist and report my findings, having driven it for a couple of hours. This, then, is like one of those "first impressions" reviews magazines do after driving a new car at a launch event. Only virtual, obviously...

I have been over the reasons for this car's hype before. It's a return to what driving enthusiasts need, an affordable 2+2 with a keen focus on handling and enjoyment behind the wheel. I won't go on about that again, though. What we can focus on instead is the looks, because of all the first impressions a car makes on you when you first encounter it, the looks are the, er, first. It's quite faithful to the original FT-86 Concept from 2009, with influences from the updated "FT-86 II" and the Scion FR-S Concept that followed between '09 and now. Overall it looks sharp, particularly at the front with that aggressive bumper and "angry eyes", however the rear end, while not exactly ugly, isn't as good-looking as the tail-ends of the concepts (the FR-S Concept in particular had a more delicious derrière). It's mostly in the lights, I think. The side windows are borrowed from the 2000GT of the late '60s (which is roughly the same size as this new car, despite having two less seats and two more cylinders), and help give it a very handsome profile. The wheels take influence from the 2000GT as well, although you have to look carefully to see it, but in the official pictures it appears to be riding just a little too high. I suspect there will be a TRD sports kit to fix that within a few months of it going on sale though, seeing as it's meant to appeal to the tuners.

After doing the good old "oil glitch" (change it immediately to gain horsepower), I decided first to take it out on Kart Space, because it's a small car (the same length and height, give or take, as a Mazda MX-5) and it's a tiny track that barely allows you to get out of 2nd gear, so if it has Mini-like agility at town speeds, we'll find out here. I've lapped the FT-86 Concept around it in 41.0xx seconds, but that car weighs 230kg less, so I wasn't really hoping to beat it. While the concept was a tricky little devil on the limit with its knife-edge handling, the production car proved to be incredibly obedient. The Logitech wheel and the virtual car's front end felt perfectly in sync, and however much I turned the wheel, that's how much it turned, plain and simple. The rear end was very well-behaved, too, perhaps because it's weighed down a little more (despite the weight distribution being F 53:49 R, as opposed to the perfect 50:50 of the concept, a change designed to add controllability). Before I knew where I was, I had done 12 laps, and only stopped when I had reached "the wall" and stopped beating my times. I managed a 41.1xx, which was surprisingly close to the concept car.

Next, I decided to go to Deep Forest Raceway (another original circuit), because not only is it full of uneven surfacing and tricky B-road style corners, but I have driven a modified Toyota AE86 around there many times and loved it. Because that weighs a full 405kg less and has the same power though, I was of course unable to reach its times in the GT 86. Again though, it proved utterly addictive, reacting precisely to what I was doing with the controls. It was here in more open territory than the tiny Kart Space that I realised the low power output is, in a way, something of a benefit. You can actually be very generous with the throttle, because the sharp, sporty chassis - with its significantly low Centre of Gravity - is only being propelled by around 200 horsepower. This means it's easy to drive fast, because the rear wheels aren't trying to get away from you at any point, and because it's so agile you can in many places go in a gear higher than the flashing red "Suggested Gear" number on the HUD is telling you on this circuit. Like in the AE86, it then becomes a case of carrying as much speed through the corners as possible so as not to lose momentum (particularly at the last corner, which can be done in 5th gear), and doing this proved to be excellent fun in the GT 86. That said, the slightly-downhill, left-handed Turn 4, which switches immediately into a right-hander and enters the first of three tunnels, was the source of some involuntary oppositelock once or twice as the weight shifted around over the crest. It can be taken smoothly at speed, though. Things got wobbly in the AE86 a few times here too, so it's not uncommon.

I have read elsewhere that the GT 86 uses the same tyres as the pious Prius, which sounds worrying, but the idea is that because they're not very grippy (when does a Prius driver ever explore the limits of adhesion?), it makes the car more fun to drive, and easier to coax into a slide despite the low power output. I can understand that and yes, this car is a lot of fun, but when I took it around Eiger Nordwand, the switchbacks in the first turns revealed a weakness in these tyres for a sports car. In the first corners, a right hairpin immediately followed by a left hairpin, I experienced understeer. I don't like understeer. I think those corners are designed to expose it though, as I remember a particularly horrendous experience hauling a Ferrari 512BB around these corners (MR cars understeer in this situation, like at Hammerhead Corner, and it would seem that MR cars from the '70s really suffer in these corners), but nevertheless, if you go into a slow corner too fast, you'll get some understeer.

Then I went round Cape Ring Periphery, a joy in cars like this and a place to really enjoy hot hatches and cars like the Mazda MX-5. Unfortunately, the understeer started appearing again here and there. What made it worse is that I had got into the habit of pushing this car around every corner with lots of entry speed and right foot, so to some extent it was my fault for being overzealous, but I do think that if you were to buy a real one of these next June and planned on thrashing it, sports tyres are a must. It's not a serious problem, but lap time junkies should definitely get some track day wheels with stickier rubber. There was one corner, however, that I could not do, which is the left-right chicane with a huge crest just as you turn left. It proved very hard to stay on-line and not flail off halfway round...

Finally, I went to a real-life track, the Nürburgring. It was very good here, which you would expect given that it was - like so many cars nowadays - tested extensively at the fearsome Nordschleife. It changes direction without arguing, and the longer, sweeping bends allowed for more of the power-on driving this car is good at. I managed a time of around 8:15, which is as fast as a 330bhp BMW 1 M Coupé, a Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG, and faster than any hot hatch has managed in the real world. It wasn't even a terribly impressive lap, if I'm honest. I know I can take a couple of seconds off.

So how good is it then? Well, I think it's an educational tool. The low-grip tyres and brilliant natural balance that converts input to output so directly mean that if you want to learn how to drive fast, you must drive one of these. It does what a Mazda MX-5 does, but better, faster and with more seats and boot space. It's a pure sports car for the masses.

And so concludes my first virtual road test. Enjoy some more pictures below.

Boxer-86 badge. The bore and stroke measurements are 86x86mm.
Remember, you can click to enlarge the images.
The styling references to the beautiful 2000GT are obvious when they are end to end
Dishing out some donuts with an AE86 (the "Suichi Shigeno Version" made to resemble the Initial D hero car, minus the tofu logo)
The proportions are much more similar in this comparison, as both cars are 4-seaters. The AE86 could only have come from the '80s.

Sunday, 18 December 2011

Video Sunday - The Sprinting Horse

Uploaded: 13/12/11
Running Time: 3:04
Views When Posted: 15,010

There are two things every self-respecting supercar owner (of which there are depressingly few) must do with their magnificent new acquisition. The first one is show off in it - preferably in front of a camera for YouTube's pleasure - and the other is to see how fast it can go. Thankfully, one gentleman in Germany has combined both, as he takes to the autobahn and embarks on a quest to achieve 200mph in his new Ferrari 458 Italia on an un-restricted stretch. Enjoy!

The GPS-given speed (to make it official in some way) is measured in kilometres per hour, so for those of you who, like me, measure in miles per hour, the magic number to look for is 320km/h. In case you know mph and not km/h, here are a few conversions to remember, rounded to the nearest whole number:

100km/h = 62mph
160km/h = 100mph
200km/h = 124mph
300km/h = 186mph
320km/h = 200mph
350km/h = 217mph
400km/h = 248mph
402km/h = 250mph
450km/h = 280mph
483km/h = 300mph
500km/h = 311mph

Saturday, 17 December 2011

Video Saturday - Close Shave, Comrade

Uploaded: 14/12/11
Running Time: 1:03
Views When Posted: 439,216

Over the Christmas holidays, you might find that with hearty servings of turkey and pigs in blankets and chocolate, your digestion takes a hit. If you do end up having a little bit of trouble emptying your pooh chute, don't bother with buying laxatives, just take a laptop or smartphone into the little petrolhead's room with you and watch this video on full screen. That should work nicely.

Somewhere in Russia, people were having trouble coping with the slippery surface on this bridge, and the lorry ahead of the driver has to throw out the anchors all of a sudden. Finding that he can't slow down quick enough to avoid said lorry, the driver pulls alongside and immediately empties his bowels. You'll see why when you hit play...

If that doesn't work, there's always this bit of quick thinking from a Lebanese rally driver who suddenly discovered that someone had carelessly parked at the bottom of a jump.

Tuesday, 13 December 2011

A Brief History - BMC Mini

The first and last Minis ever
Look at these two cars and there's very little to tell you that they are separated by a full 41 years, or exactly 15,018 days. While the cream car on the right (621 AOK) came out of the Cowley factory on the 26th August 1959 as a cheap and innovative new small car for the housewife (according to chief designer Sir Alec Issigonis, not me), the final car on the left (X411 JOP) exited the Rover factory in Longbridge on the 4th October 2000 to much fanfare as a celebrated British icon, loved by millions and regarded as setting the template for all small cars that followed (except for not having a 'hatchback' tailgate, that was popularised by the Renault 5). With total sales of 5,387,862 units, it's also the best-selling British car in history. It is, quite simply, the Mini.

Originally it wasn't just called "Mini" though, as BMC sold it with two different names; customers could choose between the Austin Se7en (meant to evoke memories of the '20s/'30s Austin 7 people's car) or the Morris Mini-Minor (so-called because it was smaller than the Morris Minor, a car which was about as technologically advanced as a shoebox), until Mini became its own marque in 1969. It became a brand in its own right because in the 1960s it achieved something any car company these days wants its small car to achieve. It became a fashion icon, driven by the likes of David Bowie, Peter Sellers, Britt Ekland, even three of the Beatles even had their own ones, all highly customised. F1 overlord Bernie Ecclestone had a supercharged one modified in-house. The list goes on. These people could afford Jaguars or even a Rolls-Royce, and they bought Minis. Even now, the Mini is known for being used by Matt Damon in the chase scene from The Bourne Identity in 2002, as well as playing a main role in Mr. Bean and, of course, The Italian Job.

The car they were buying was also a revolution in small car design. The engine was mounted sideways and on top of the gearbox, leaving a massive 80% of the car's length for passengers and luggage, something all FF-layout compact cars now do. Despite having a trunk the size of a school desk, it was practical because there were so many pockets and holes to keep things in, both alongside and under the seats (the original cars came with wicker baskets under the rear bench). Freeing up 80% of the floor for passengers also meant that they could make this 3-metre (10ft) car a genuine four-seater, although the rear bench allows a fifth person, of course. Unfortunately, being built by British Leyland, it may have been designed brilliantly, but it wasn't put together all that brilliantly. By the 1990s though, they had ironed most of the creases out! Aside from sorting out reliability issues though, it didn't need replacing for 41 years, because why kill it off? If the design ain't broke, don't fix it. That's the mark of a truly great design. It was merely updated with the times, getting newer engines and safety features, with the occasional styling re-touch.

It wasn't just sparkly celebrities that helped the Mini stay in the public mind for so long, its very low weight and "go-kart handling" characterised by having the wheels at each corner of the car made it ideal for racing, something a certain John Cooper (designer of Formula 1 cars at the time and the first to put the engine behind the driver, an important shift in F1) saw in the Mini pretty quickly. In 1961 the first sports-tuned 'Mini Cooper' came out, with the engine enlarged from 848cc to 997cc and power boosted from 34bhp to 55bhp, and in 1963 the first Mini Cooper S came out with 71 horsepower. Some may laugh at that "massive 71bhp", but it's more than it sounds, considering it weighs about half of a Mazda MX-5 and has a tiny wheelbase.

It promptly went rallying, as well as entering the British Saloon Car Championship, where it diced with not only Lotus Cortinas but massive, V8-powered Galaxies and Camaros, creating exciting David-and-Goliath races where the flyweight Cortinas and Minis would dart around the flabby American cars in the corners, only to get monstered in the straights. It was rallying where it became a motorsport icon though, as it won the prestigious and gruelling Monte Carlo Rally four times in a row from 1964-67. Well, I say four times, but the race organisers didn't want it to win three in a row, and disqualified all Minis after the race for having an illegal arrangement of extra night lights in 1966, a trivial and pathetic excuse to let something else win. In 1968 it was beaten by a Porsche 911, of all things.

While the 2-door Mini Cooper is the one we all know and love, there were actually numerous variations of the simple Mini. There was a pickup (if you think a Mini pickup is a silly idea for a utility vehicle, you should see Japanese Kei trucks...), a van (same point), and a 2-door station wagon (either called Austin Mini Clubman or Morris Traveller, complete with optional wood trim). There was also the Mini Moke, a spartan off-road version with no doors or roof, originally designed with two engines and Four-Wheel-Drive for treacherous conditions, but after the military said "no Mokes", it was reverted to the conventional FF layout and sold as a lifestyle vehicle. There are even Mini ice cream vans and motorhomes! Owners of stranger influences have also made them into monster trucks, dragsters, stretch limos, shortened 2-seaters, you name it, because it was so easy to work on and to modify. So cheap, too. Nowadays there are the necessary parts to do literally anything to your Mini for a relatively small outlay. This is one of many reasons why they are still highly popular today, despite being out of production for 11 years. In the end, it just couldn't avoid its age, and Rover stopped building it after 41 years. It arguably all went downhill from there for the final remnant of BMC...

It became as iconic as red phone boxes and black taxis. It endured the tests of time like the Land Rover Defender and the Lotus 7. It left behind a legacy a supercar would envy, and its DNA can be seen in every small car on sale today, including the German one that so crudely impersonates it now. It is, quite simply, the Mini.

Sunday, 11 December 2011

Video Sunday - Best. Scene. Ever.

Uploaded: 29/10/11
Running Time: 0:54
Views When Posted: 248,478

If you've been around on the internet, you may have already seen this clip as a .gif, but if not, then revel in the brilliantly awful, hilariously unrealistic nature of Bollywood action films. Also, aviators and a handlebar moustache make you invincible in all situations. This is a scientific fact. As factual as anything you're about to see, anyway...

I've actually seen crazier, but I'll have to look for that and post it next week. For now, enjoy 54 seconds of Bollywood.

Saturday, 10 December 2011

Video Saturday - Sebastian Vettel Makes A Good Kimi Räikkönen

Uploaded: 4/12/11
Running Time: 4:32
Views When Posted: 185,472

We often think of racing drivers as being robots, who say what they're supposed to say before and after a race and are only really focused on one thing, often leaving their personalities at home (perhaps to save weight). Nowadays though, we have people like Jenson Button, and this bloke, some German guy called Sebastian Vettel, whoever he is (apparently he won some kind of F1 race this year). Here he is at the Autosport Awards flexing his comedic muscles by doing an impression of 2012 returnee Kimi Räikkönen, as well as making a war joke about knives. *shrugs*

Enjoy.

Saturday, 3 December 2011

Formula 1 - Brazilian Grand Prix 2011

Interlagos Circuit, São Paolo, Brazil.
After 18 races, which should've been 19 were it not for Bahrain being a little busy to be holding a motor race, we come here, back to good old Brazil, home of Senna, Massa and Barrichello, for the final race of the 2011 Formula 1 season. For the 15th time this year, World Drivers Champion Sebastian Vettel had managed to extract the most from the fastest car on the grid and get pole position, setting a new record for most poles in a season. With the dominance he's had this year, his team mate Mark Webber hadn't won a single race in 2011, when an identical car had won 11 times, so with his car only one place and 0.2 seconds behind Vettel's, could the Australian go into the winter with a success rate higher than zero?
Off the line, it seemed not. Sebastian Vettel stayed ahead off the line as Mark Webber got off to a bad start as usual, being immediately pressurised by Jenson Button and Fernando Alonso, who passed Lewis Hamilton round the outside into the first corner. The Red Bulls remained 1st and 2nd, but Button in 3rd was under pressure from Alonso. Meanwhile, local hero Rubens Barrichello started in 12th, bogged down off the start and ended up in 19th before the second half of the lap, which was a shame. On lap 2, Michael Schumacher passed Paul Di Resta to retake 10th place with ease.

On lap 10, however, Bruno Senna proved harder for Schumacher to pass. He out-dragged the Lotus-Renault before they even started braking, but turned in slightly too early, causing contact between the two of them. This left Senna with a broken right front wing endplate and Schumacher with a punctured left rear tyre. The incident was investigated by the stewards as Schumacher limped to the pits and came out stone dead last.

Next lap, Fernando Alonso was still pressurising Jenson Button, looking for a way past him at Turn 4 and getting a better run out of the corner (and subsequently T5). This allowed him to draw alongside Button going into the fast Turn 6, and edge ahead. Button then backed off and let him overtake around the outside. He then started to fall into the clutches of McLaren team mate Lewis Hamilton as they passed a now-lapped Michael Schumacher.

Bruno Senna pitted on lap 13 for new Option tyres, damaged wing still in place. Meanwhile at the front, things were about to stop being so rosy for Sebastian Vettel. On lap 14, his race engineer radioed in telling him to "short-shift 2nd gear, we have a gearbox problem". Short-shifting just means changing up early, probably to put less stress on the gearbox. He was OK for most of any lap, as 2nd gear is used only twice on this high-speed track. This was likely to be an overheating issue, as the hot conditions were also causing some tyres to blister. Jenson Button pitted on lap 15 for a new set of Option tyres, with Hamilton and Alonso pitting together on lap 16. Ferrari won the pit-stop battle by 0.2 seconds with their 3.7 second stop. As Vettel started lap 17, which he finished by pitting, he was told to short-shift 3rd gear as well. The overheating problem was getting worse...

The stewards had finally made a decision on the Senna-Schumacher incident, deciding that Bruno could have braked harder to avoid catching Michael's tyre and putting the German into last place, so he was given a drive-thru penalty. Mark Webber pitted in on lap 18, exiting behind Vettel and leaving Brazilian driver Felipe Massa in the lead of the Brazilian Grand Prix, although this was because he hadn't pitted yet. He didn't lead for long though, as Vettel got close to him through the Senna S's at the start of the lap and passing Massa with DRS heading towards Turn 4, after which he pitted at last. Nico Rosberg overtook Jaime Alguersuari for 9th place at T1 on this lap, boosting Mercedes GP a little in the fierce mid-field battle for championship positions.

On lap 23, Timo Glock left the pits with a loose wheel, which shook itself free very quickly and left him exiting the pits with only three wheels on his Virgin Racing car (which will be renamed Marussia next year). This lead to yellow flags, but not a Safety Car. This meant that the gearboxes had no time for a breather, and Bruno Senna skipped a gear coming out of Turn 3 on lap 27, stunting his acceleration and allowing a chasing Pastor Maldonado's Williams to cruise right past him down the back straight. The part of Senna's wing that was damaged on lap 10 had degraded further, and the endplate was now sitting just late of the apex on Turn 2 after being shaken free by the kerb. Thanks to the gearbox issues Vettel had, by lap 28 Mark Webber had halved the gap to the leader over the last five laps or so, making the gap 1.4 seconds. It was then that he was told "Short-shift, every corner, every gear" by his race engineer, to which he replied "OK, but then I will fall behind, I will fall behind". Music to Mark Webber's ears if he could've heard it. Meanwhile, Pastor Maldonado had spun round and hit the tyre wall between turns 7 and 8. Still, there was no Safety Car, nor was there any rain despite teams predicting there would be all weekend.

On lap 30, with the gap down to 0.6 seconds, Vettel was forced to concede defeat and let Webber through. He braked early and on the inside into Turn 1, letting his team mate take the normal racing line and pass him like he was lapping him. Next lap, Jenson Button was the first of the front-runners to switch to Prime tyres, which he said he was happier with during Friday practice (in terms of handling balance), but would he stay on these slower tyres until lap 71 and the chequered flag? Contrastingly, on lap 33 Lewis Hamilton put more Option tyres on, meaning he definitely had to do one more pit stop before the end of the race. But would he get to? On lap 37, he was told that he too has a gearbox problem, and that "There's nothing you can do out there to help it, so just keep going". So short-shifting won't help? Who knows whether it was the same problem as the short-shifting Vettel?

By lap 39, the McLarens were chasing the Ferraris, with Jenson Button DRS'ing past Felipe Massa into T4 on the Brazilian's 100th Grand Prix (and his 10th anniversary of racing with Ferrari). Then it was the turn of Lewis Hamilton, Massa's sparring partner. Despite some fans holding their breath at the prospect, it actually ended up being tit-for-tat for a while, and by lap 44 of 71, he still hadn't been able to get past the Ferrari No. 2. Having lost over 7 seconds to Button in front, McLaren said enough and pitted Hamilton for Prime tyres. After Massa had pitted a lap later, he was still narrowly ahead of Hamilton as they headed to Turn 4 on lap 46. Meanwhile, Sebastian Vettel was going too fast for his engineer's liking and was forced to hear the words "serious gearbox problem" for probably the tenth time that race. Unfortunately, it was worse for Hamilton. On lap 47 he exited turn 3 just 0.4 seconds behind Massa, but his gearbox failed to select any more gears, and he coasted down the back straight before pulling up well out of the way next to a barrier on the exit of Turn 6.

On lap 49, the midfield battle for points was still raging, as Adrian Sutil - now the lead Force India - tried to go round the outside of Nico Rosberg's Mercedes GP into Turn 1, but Rosberg saw him coming and remembered that the corner has a late, open apex, so even though Sutil was ahead of Rosberg in the braking zone, Nico just stayed left and out-braked the Force India to overtake him back, as it were, thus retaining his 6th position. Next lap though, Sutil tried again, getting past him much earlier on the straight and leaving Rosberg no choice but to concede the position.

On lap 56, Jenson Button's Prime tyres had given up on him, and he pitted in for some more. Ahead, Fernando Alonso's Ferrari wasn't so good on the Prime tyres, meaning Jenson was able to catch and pass him on lap 62 in the DRS zone and take 3rd position. Meanwhile, after swapping places a few times with Vettel in the pits, Mark Webber was busy pinching the Fastest Lap from his team mate as well, setting a 1:15.480 on lap 70 out of 71, which he then beat on his final lap with a 15.324 as he took his first and only victory of the year. Some will argue that it was because of his team mate's poorly gearbox, but he won't care. He can go into the winter and back to Australia in 2012 with a win on his mind, and that will be a real boost for the 35-year-old. Jenson Button and the two Ferraris (in the usual order) made up the top 5. Worthy of note is Kamui Kobayashi, who started 16th on the grid and finished 9th, earning the points to keep his Sauber F1 team ahead of Scuderia Toro Rosso in the championship.

And so ends another season. While 1st position was held most of the time by one man, the racing behind him has been truly excellent all the way down the field. The new DRS feature has made the racing seem artificial at times, as did the Pirelli tyres at the start of the year, as all you needed to get past someone was a fresher set of rubbers (even just 2 or 3 laps newer) and you could out-corner them with ease, but Pirelli seem to have kept a lid on that now, and with the lessons learned by those in charge as to how to optimise these features, we should be set up for a truly epic 2012 season, even if many people in the UK can no longer watch all of it live, for no reason at all other than greed, which bugs me a lot and will all year... but apart from that the actual Formula 1 is going to be fantastic, as we look forward to the penultimate year of this V8 era. See you then!

Final results & points. Click to open in a new tab.

Friday, 2 December 2011

Video - Subaru BRZ GT300 Wakes You From Kimi-Induced Sleep

 Uploaded: 1/12/11
Running Time: 3:04
Views When Posted: 307

As a follow-up to yesterday's news flash about the dual release of the Toyota GT 86 and Subaru BRZ (which are twins), I'm posting this video of the BRZ GT300 set to compete in SUPER GT next year. Judging by the music, I'd say this is the video they played at this week's Tokyo Motor Show. The other melody you'll hear is the 300 horsepower race-tuned Boxer-4 engine. Enjoy! I know I did. This coupé and its new racing variant are getting me more excited than any other car released or unveiled this year.

Also, here's an interview with Iceman and F1 returnee, Kimi Räikkönen. See how long you can listen to that monotone before you drift off...

Uploaded: 29/11/11
Running Time: 5:40
Views When Posted: 8,430

Yeah, I didn't last much past the halfway point, myself...
Wake yourself up by watching the Subaru again.

Thursday, 1 December 2011

Multiple News Flash - Kimi Räikkönen Back in F1, GT-86 + BRZ x GT300 = OMG

Subaru BRZ GT300. The words you're looking for are either "Dear Lord" or "Me Gusta"
Before I start writing the report on the Brazillian Grand Prix, I thought I would share three pieces of good news. First off, Magnum-eating legend Kimi Räikkönen is returning to Formula 1, secondly, Toyota and Subaru have finally unveiled the production version of the FT-86 (now called GT 86, as I shall explain) and BRZ coupés, and sexiest of all, Subaru has already designed the racing version for the SUPER GT series in 2012. Do your best Kool-Aid Man impression.

Kimi Räikkönen To Lotus GP

After leaving the sport in 2009, a year before his contract with Ferrari ended, the one they call "Iceman" is returning to Formula 1 after having a go at rally racing for two years. The 2007 champion will officially be racing at Lotus GP next year (which will be the only Lotus team - dropping the Renault name but keeping the French engine - as the green Team Lotus cars will be called Caterham next year). It's not clear who he will replace, as Robert Kubica may or may not be fit enough to race after partially severing his hand before the '11 season, Vitaly Petrov will probably want to stay where he is despite some lackluster performances this year, and Bruno Senna's movements haven't been confirmed yet, with rumours suggesting he might don blue and white overalls and race for Williams-Renault in 2012, thus continuing a trend of making old journalists all teary-eyed about Ayrton by joining the same teams as his famous uncle. The question marks over the return of Kimi Räikkönen are 1) Has he still got it? and 2) Is he still motivated enough? This year he didn't take part in the WRC event in Australia simply because he didn't want to go all the way to Australia at the time. He also had a go at NASCAR but didn't stay long. Has he failed to fill the void made by leaving Formula 1, in which case his motivation would return in 2012, or is he really struggling to find something he actually wants to do? Is he even the spectacular driver we remember him being at McLaren and Ferrari? We will find out next year...

Toyobaru Finally Revealed For Real

After unveiling the first FT-86 concept over two years ago and getting us all impatient by showing two more, Toyota has finally released the production version of its affordable FR sports coupé. I've harped on about this car before, and on paper it's practically perfect in every way. In Europe it's now called the GT 86, because the "FT" part of the concepts' name meant "Future Toyota", and as it's now present tense that no longer makes sense. In Japan they decided to just call it the Toyota 86, with the number bringing to mind the cult classic AE86-generation Corolla GT from the mid-'80s that rose to fame as the star of manga and anime Initial D, and became a drifter's favourite thanks to Keiichi "Drift King" Tsuchiya. If 'GT Eight-Six' sounds like a boring name to you, just say the Japanese name in its native language, making it "Hachi-Roku". Perhaps Celica would've been another choice of name, but Toyota want to bring to mind the simple FR coupé/hatch that people remember fondly, not the FR-turned-FF coupé that arguably faded away before dying unceremoniously along with the MR2. In America, it will be called the Scion FR-S, making use of Toyota's "youth brand" under which it also sells the iQ city car. Some American websites are comparing this to the V6 Mustang, but I can't think of any way those two cars are alike, unless you completely generalise what they are and just look at the number of doors and the price. As this size comparison shows, it's like comparing a father and son's shoes - the Mustang is a couple of sizes too big. The Mazda MX-5, however, fits the Hachiroku just right, and that's not by coincidence. After the Lexus LFA failed ot have the same impact as the Toyota 2000GT did in 1967, can this be the car to revive Toyota's image as a sports car maker?

If Toyoa or Scion badges still don't float your boat though, don't worry. Subaru's got your back. After releasing no concepts at all in 2009 or '10 despite being just as important a part in the development of this car, Subaru have finally given us their offering in the joint project, the BRZ. Differences include: the front bumper design, the arrangement of bulbs and LEDs in the headlights, and Subaru badges. That's it. Despite rumours to the contrary, it doesn't even have any more power than the 86, at 200bhp. What gives Clarkson types more hope is the BRZ STI Concept they showed at the LA Auto Show this year, with a more aggressive exterior. If is does get an STI version (hey stop sniggering, STI stands for Subaru Technica International in this case), that will certainly have more power, and enthusiasts hope will even have a turbo, adding to the tuneability this car strives for. So far there won't be a WRX version with All-Wheel-Drive though, not that there's any real reson to make one. For the time being though, it's just a matter of preference, although the Subaru is expected to cost slightly more. Mind you, it was also expected to be more powerful, and it isn't, so there's that, but when Toyota collaborated with PSA (Peugeot-Citroën) for the Aygo/107/C1, there were slight price differences, so there's that too. The Hachiroku will reportedly cost "less than £28,000", probably around £25k if we're lucky.

BRZ + GT300 = OMG

Despite a lack of released informaion, Subaru really has been busy with this car. After fielding a Legacy B4 in the GT300 class of the Japanese SUPER GT series for the last couple of years, they will advertise the new BRZ in the best way they can: by racing it. SUPER GT is a highly competitive series, previously known as the All-Japan GT Championship (JGTC) until they started racing a round in Malaysia, I have been following this series for the last couple of years and it seems that, with success ballast and strict rules, no-one's ever on top for a very long time in the 8-or-9-race season. It's highly unlikely for instance that a car will win two races in a row in either class. GT300 is the second class, designed to allow more low-budget teams into the sport and seeing massive variety in the choice of cars, from purpose-built stuff like the "Shiden" and the Autobacs Garaiya to lightly modified FIA GT3 cars like the BMW Z4, Ferrari F430/458 and Porsche 911, as well as domestic stuff like a Corolla Axio, a Mazda RX-7 and Subaru's factory entry. GT500 on the other hand, is the big boy class, consisting of three different cars (Nissan GT-R, Lexus SC430 & Honda HSV-010) raced by 15 of the richer teams in 2011. Drivers here include two Le Mans winners and sometimes some ex-Formula 1 drivers (usually Japanese ones, of course). The two classes are named after how much horsepower you're allowed in each of them.

Anyway, that's the context, now here's the car. You may want to put a bib on...

RAWR
SUPER GT cars are what's called "silhouette racers", meaning the outline has to remain standard, but bespoke chassis are used like in DTM, hence the lowness.
The bigger wheels and arches help to show you just how short the road car really is, and yet it's a 4-seater. Usually.
Rules for aerodynmaics seem to just be "ah hell, just go mad", as large diffusers and enormous wings are encouraged
All function and little form, as racing car interiors should be.
GT300 pictures copied from Autoblog.com

Wednesday, 23 November 2011

How To Fix The Abu Dhabi Grand Prix

A is the original layout and B is my version. You can tell because they're labelled in Altastrada font, which is superior to your font.
Although double DRS and a lack of Vettel helped to spice up this year's Abu Dhabi Grand Prix, it wasn't exactly Canada or Silverstone. Much of the problem with this race is in the track layout, as Hermann Tilke was probably far more interested in a) grandstands and facilities, and b) getting paid lots by sheiks, thus the track doesn't really lend itself to overtaking. Does someone without a background in circuit design or any proper real-life motor racing experience honestly believe they can do better at designing a Formula 1 racing circuit than a paid professional?

Well duh. Haven't you been on the internet before?

Using a mix of Google Earth and GIMP, I have shown two points that I really do think would make a difference. I would've done the same to Turn 8, but it's too complicated with a short route coming off T9 immediately afterwards, so I made do with a line map in Microsoft Paint. Anyway, here are some of the things I'd change:

Turn 6

This annoys me so much it's not even funny, partly because it's such an easy fix to make and yet they don't bother. Drivers brake to turn into Turn 5 looking down a perfectly nice piece of straight, only to turn left instead. Turns 5 and 6 do a great job of putting the grid more-or-less in single file for the T7 hairpin that opens up onto the very long straight (a staple of any Tilke track), and because there's only really one line through this complex, aside from drivers deciding when they want to clip the inside kerb, there is normally no overtaking. How much better would it be if they could completely ignore T5 and 6? If they just went straight into what would thus become Turn 5, there would be a lot more options for the likes of Hamilton and Alonso, many more lines to choose, and if they were to move the apex inwards a bit like I have here, more room to squeeze down the inside. Also, the much higher entry speed would mean a much longer braking zone, and that's when drivers tend to make bold moves down the inside. It would be a much better corner, and people who stumbled over from the horrid Ferrari World behind that fancy grandstand would have something to watch when they'd finished vomiting and got inside. You could go further and adjust the inside kerb to have a "late apex" instead of an even radius throughout, giving drivers even more room like in India and suppourting the line they like to go for in that corner to get the throttle open earlier, but I don't know if the Arab owners would dig such imperfection... or character.

Turn 8
To be honest, I'm not sure what to do with this corner. As you can see, there's not much room for change with that barrier there, which has a grandstand behind it. The same thing makes changing Turn 1 tricky as well, but that corner will never provide an exciting start to the race as it is, unless they keep the tyre spikes on the edge of the kerb for anyone as unfortunate as Sebastian Vettel was this year, but I digress. I think this might need changing because it proved tricky to get past unless you managed to fully utilise DRS and get up the inside anyway under braking (with that nice long braking zone like we just gave "Turn 5"). As the top picture shows, what I did do was make the straight to T9 shorter (if the above changes were applied, of course these would become Turns 6 and 7, but let's not make this confusing for the time being), as well as straighten the run through T10 down to T11 at the bottom, which I am about to mention. Anyway, this could make it less fiddly to overtake someone, because you don't so much have to double back on yourself, and you can accelerate away instead of slowing back down to take another corner immediately afterwards. That may or may not work or be accurate, but it would certainly help to widen the entry à la India (which would've worked better at this year's race if the track as a whole hadn't been so flippin' dirty). Turn 9 would subsequently be smoothed out a bit, as shown by my mad MS Paint skills, which I don't mind because it doesn't really add anything anyway. It would just be faster. I also widened the entry to the final corner, and moved the apex ever so slightly across. Hamilton overtaking Massa at the very last corner of the British GP was awesome, so maybe it could happen here with more opportunity. Who knows?

Turn 11

The problem here is similar to that of T7, except the unnecessary corner comes afterwards instead of beforehand. Cutting Turn 12 (or T10 if you applied the above changes) out of the equation would make overtaking much more straightforward, I reckon, and when combined with the faster run out of T9, could even mean we could get rid of the second DRS Zone that so frequently undid the moves made in the first DRS Zone at T8, and maybe put it on the pit straight. If you get overtaken at the first of these corners, line up behind the attacker and get him in the next one (I didn't stitch the corners together very well, but the red lines show a more refined line of the entry for the corner). The first turn in the picture is exactly the same, but the unnecessary chicane, which doesn't add anything to the track, has been removed. Is this change necessary when this year's GP saw Jenson Button and Mark Webber swapping around through the left-right-left-left, as well as Kamui Kabayashi overtaking two cars in one go at T13? Well, those were impressive bits of racing, but this layout, in my mind, would make overtaking more frequent without having to force it by way of DRS. Each corner is the same radius in both images, the picture orientation is just a little different, something I've only just noticed...

Would these changes work? We'd have to apply them and see. I like to think they would, of course, particularly the first one. The hotel section near the end of the lap could also use some spicing up, but there's even less room for improvement there than Turn 8, in terms of run-off area (or area that could be used for track laying), so I'll leave that puzzle for another day. If you have any thoughts and ideas, feel free to add them in the comment box below!

Saturday, 19 November 2011

Two Ways To Make A Porsche













There is a right way and a wrong way to build a Porsche. Or is there? Maybe, with the Panamera and Cayenne selling just as well or better than the 911 and Boxster/Cayman, there are two ways to make a Porsche, or maybe it's proof that people will buy anything with a Porsche badge on it... except a new-age Need For Speed game, perhaps. They all suck and so does EA for claiming exclusivity on using Porsches...

Anyway, what we have here are two new cars based on existing Porsches. One is an official model, called the Panamera GTS. The other is a heavily modified version of a '73 911, called the dp Motorsports "dp11 RS 2011". Catchy. But which one is best?

Let's start with the official one. The Panamera GTS is a slightly fettled version of Porsche's first executive car designed to have a sporting edge. Based on the Panamera 4S (that's the 4-wheel-drive one with a non-turbo V8), the GTS has an extra 30bhp and 15 lb/ft of torque persuaded out of the naturally-aspirated 4.8-litre V8 (mostly to distance it from the S, I suspect), making 430bhp and 384lb/ft in total, and as a result it can do 0-60 in 4.3 seconds before topping out at a strangely precise 179mph. To remind yourself that you paid extra to get extra, it has a new 'Sound Symposer', developed for the new 911, which transmits intake noise through the A-pillar using an acoustic diaphragm between the throttle body and air filter, which amplifies the vibrations. Apparently it's like a drum head, and it essentially means that you get more noise when you accelerate, which is nice. You can turn it off if you're boring.

It also has Porsche's suspension upgrades such as Porsche Adaptive Suspension Management (PASM) as standard, and the Porsche Doppelkupplungsgetriebe (PDK), which translates from German to Porsche Double-Clutch Transmission, also as standard. The adaptive air suspension is 10mm lower by default than the average Panameras, but as usual the ride height is adjustable, and the dampers are set to a harder setting to make it sportier. These upgrades are teamed with 20" RS Spyder wheels, and Sport Chrono Plus, which includes a stopwatch, performance information on the central screen when you want it, and sharper responses from every element of the drivetrain. The GTS also gets some bits from the higher Turbo, including the front bodywork, rear wheel spacers and larger brake discs, and adaptive pop-up rear spoiler. Inside, the GTS gets lots of sporty Alcantara, a choice of five interior colours and 18-way adjustable sport seats.

So the Porsche Panamera GTS is the same affair as many a German posh version. They've made the suspension firmer, ticked some options boxes for you and added one or two special features to make it seem unique, or at least like it's worth £7129 more than a Panamera 4S. It sits between said 4S and the fully-fledged Panamera Turbo, both in terms of spec and price. Doesn't it all seem a bit artificial though? Like they've done it to milk the proverbial cash cow and/or get early buyers to replace their old-hat Panameras for new ones, perhaps. Everything it has already existed, they just threw it all on a special edition. Of course, special editions like this happen at Toyota and Vauxhall, let alone Porsche and Audi, but all the same it's not how I would spice up a Porsche...

This, on the other hand, is more like it. Obviously the dp Motorsports RS 2011 can't eat up the miles with the same effortlessness as a Panamera, but it is truer to Porsche's heritage than the, er, Porsche...

Based on a 1973 Porsche 911 (the same year as the famous Carrera RS 2.7 but not actually using one of the highly sought-after hardcore editions), the dp RS 2011 features an updated and uprated version of the original flat-6 engine, beefed up and bored out to turn 2.7 litres to 3.6, with "50-mm PMO carburetor with open air filters", a wideboy bodykit including an RSR-style front bumper and their own take on the good old "Whale Tail" spoiler and a rollcage. Right off the bat then, this is a very different kind of Porsche. The engine produces 310PS, or 306bhp, which is a significant 124bhp less than the factory Panamera above. That said, I guarantee you this is faster around any given corner or track. While the Panamera GTS weighs 1920kg, the dp RS 2011 weighs 870kg. That's less than half as much weight for that power to carry around. The power-to-weight ratio for the dp is 352bhp/tonne, whereas the GTS's is 224bhp/tonne. That's the difference between a BMW 1 M Coupé and a Ferrari 599 GTB.

The reason this car weighs a good 210kg less than a normal '73 911 is because virtually everything is made of carbon fibre. The minimal dashboard, air-con cover, underfloor, every single body panel, the roof, maybe even the "lightweight light fixings", it's all carbon fibre. It also has plexiglass windows, quick-release pins instead of anything so wasteful and cumbersome as a handle for the bonnet and engine cover, wafer-thin bucket seats (you know what they're made of by now) and no interior sound-proofing whatsoever. Back seats? Don't be silly, that's where the rollcage goes. Well most of it, anyway. Finally, the dp RS 2011 has a bigger, 70-litre fuel tank, a 25-amp gel battery starter, a smaller washer fluid tank, a "light electric interior airing system", enhanced oil cooling and a brake cooling housing made of, yup, carbon fibre. Like the Panamera, the interior also featured alcantara trim. You won't find any leather in here, though...

So there they are, two enhanced Porsches. One is a 4-door land-based business jet, an All-Wheel-Drive comfort zone with a DCT and a cynically-conceived special edition. The other is an old-school-meets-new-tech retro racing car with number plates, packing the performance of a V12 Ferrari. Which one floats your boat? Electric privacy windows or plastic sliders set in fixed plexiglass? The engine breathing falsely through the A-pillars or barking unavoidably through every crevice of the car? Of course, in an ideal world, you would have both, one for 9-5 and one for beating 959s at Silverstone, but what if you could only buy one of them?

Hmmmmmm............... I'll take the dp 911.

Tuesday, 15 November 2011

Formula 1 - Abu Dhabi Grand Prix 2011

Yas Marina Circuit. Grotesque Ferrari World theme park adjacent...
The Race In a Nutshell:
> Sebastian Vettel's luck finally runs out as he gets a right-rear puncture into Turn 2.
> 2nd place-starting Lewis Hamilton leads by 2.5s after lap 1.
> Jenson Button slips back from 3rd to... 3rd. KERS fails for a while, partially reset later on, battles Mark Webber
> McLaren make lightning-fast pit stops, Red Bull botch Webber's, he falls out of contention for 3rd.
> Webber battles Felipe Massa, causing the pair to fall behind Button.
> Sébastien Buemi and Paul Di Resta battle, Di Resta runs wide at T11 and falls behind Buemi, who later retired.
> Kamui Kobayashi overtakes a lot, finishes 10th to move Sauber ahead of Toro Rosso.
> Pastor Maldonado and Bruno Senna penalised for ignoring blue flags, Maldonado does it again later.
> Hamilton wins on his mum's birthday.

Top 5 Finishers: Hamilton, Alonso, Button, Webber, Massa

Since this track appared at the end of 2009, it has played host to some boring races. The only thing that spiced it up last year was the fact that the championship was in the balance, and even then it was disappointing, because Fernando Alonso was stuck behind Vitaly Petrov and Mark Webber couldn't get the job done, so Vettel won from pole and snatched the championship, leading to some complaining rightly that it didn't allow overtaking. If they had DRS last year at this race, Alonso would've been champion. This year, the pressure was off, everyone had time to vomit on the world's fastest roller coaster at the hideous Ferrari World theme park behind Turn 7, and it looked to be a 55-lap parade after he siezed pole position for the 14th time this season...

Surprise Start: Alas, it wasn't. After Sebastian Vettel got through turn 1 untouched by Lewis Hamilton in 2nd place, he was seen gliding sideways out of Turn 2 and onto the grass with a right-rear puncture. How? Had he hit it on the kerb gutter at the first corner? Was there some Arab bling on the track? Who knows, but it took him out of contention and blew the race wide open, with Hamilton - who actually set a faster lap time than Vettel, just in the wrong qualifying session - inheriting the lead. While everyone was watching the Mercedes GP cars getting up close and personal, Fernando Alonso was busy going around the outside of Mark Webber through Turn 1. Alonso continued his charge by catching and overtaking Jenson Button to take second place at Turn 8, while Nico Rosberg was able to get back ahead of his Mercedes team mate Michael Schumacher at the same corner, with the two of them still neck-andneck at Turn 11, while behind them there was dicing for position all down the field, apart from in 24th place, where Vettel was trying to get back to the pits with what quickly became 3 tyres.

Vettel Out: Apparently the double world champion was a little too eager to get back to the pits, as the tyre had completely ripped up and was now being flung up in the air by the rear wheel and subsequently whipping down onto the floor of the car, causing significant damage. When he finally got back into the pits, the tyre had bent the wheel bearing, broken the rear brake cooling and broken off a suspension wishbone, so he was unable to continue. It was his first retirement in over 12 months. David Coulthard suspected that he put the inner sidewall on the outer edge of the kerb at T1, and the lower tyre pressure and heavier car were perhaps enough to deflate it, but no-one seems entirely sure what happened that punctured the tyre.

Double-DRS: Meanwhile, Lewis Hamilton had gained a 2.7-second lead, perhaps filling in for Vettel while he was gone, and Sergio Pérez had pitted in from 10th place to get a new front nose. On lap 4, Mark Webber fancied a go at Jenson Button, who was unable to keep up and re-pass a determined Alonso, but because of the "Double DRS Zone", where one is immediately followed by another, after Webber passed him in Turn 8, Button re-passed him into Turn 11. This is something that would happen quite a lot in the race, particularly between Paul Di Resta and Sébastien Buemi for a few laps later on in the race, although Di Resta running wide into T11 on lap 14 allowed Beumi past once and for all. On lap 11 the Saubers - both of whom were right near the back after Kamui Kobayashi had somehow dropped back and Pérez pitted for that nose, decided not to wait for teh HRT cars to stop battling eachother, with Pérez going down the middle of them both towards Turn 11, and then after Vitantonio Liuzzi and Dnaiel Ricciardo touched in T12, Kobayashi was able to get down the inside of both of them at the same time at T14.

Button v Webber, 1st Stops: By lap 15, Jenson Button had spent a couple of laps defending from Mark Webber (who had a great chance to get his first win of the season now that Vettel was out of the running) despite his McLaren having a KERS failure. He was able to stay ahead out of T8, but at T11 Webber was charging towards him. The Australian then braked too early to get down the inside, but Jenson locked a wheel up and slid wide, allowing the two cars to be neck-and-neck, but Button knew the next two corners were left-handers, so he dropped back from the right side of Webber at T12 and straightened the exit of T13, cutting back under him to get up the inside at T14 and get back ahead of Webber. Behind them, an ever-closing Felipe Massa then pitted in for new Option tyres. Next lap, Lewis Hamilton pitted in from the lead, followed by Alonso, who was just 1.9 seconds behind as they both darted into the pits. McLaren put new Options tyres on Hamilton 0.4 seconds faster than Ferrari could manage for Alonso, so the top two didn't change places. Webber and Button's battling had effectively consigned them to racing for 3rd and 4th positions, so Button came in on the same lap as Hamilton for more Option tyres. Mark Webber stayed out until lap 18 before putting new Options on, playing a different strategy that wouldn't prove effective, partly because a slow pit stop of 9.4 seconds, thanks to a stuck rear wheel, after which he had to wait for Nico Rosberg before exiting his pit box. In his frustration he ran very wide out of Turn 3.

By lap 18 or so, the race had settled down, even though Jenson Button, Felipe Massa and Mark Webber were almost withint a second of eachother. On lap 29, Webber was within DRS range of Massa, but as the Red Bull RB7 is designed and set-up more for corners than straights, it didn't really amount to anything. Meanwhile, Pastor Maldonado was seen by the stewards as not obeying the blue flags that tell slower cars to let the leaders lap them, and was given a drive-through penalty. Lewis Hamilton had by this point accumulated a 4.6-second lead. Next lap, Massa slid around at Turn 7, allowing Webber to get alongside him and pass into T8 using DRS, but the Aussie out-braked himself a little and slid wide, but gave Massa no ground. Unfortunately for him, Massa had DRS in the next corner and exploites Webber's apparent struggle with that particular braking zone and retook 4th place. The lap after that, Jenson Button's KERS returned and he subsequently set a personal best lap time. He said after the race that it kept coming and going every two laps or so.

On lap 36, Mark Webber pitted again, but for another set of Option tyres, meaning that with less than 20 laps to go, he still had to make the mandatory change to the slower Prime tyres. Button, meanwhile, switched onto Primes, meaning he could go to the end of the race. On lap 37, Bruno Senna was penalised for ignoring blue flags like Maldonado. Lewis Hamilton stayed out until lap 40 before having another lightning-fast pit stop, changing onto Prime tyres and temporarily losing the lead to Alonso. Rubens Barrichello, the most experienced man in F1 and having a lowly weekend, decided to pull a sneaky move on Lewis Hamilton at T8, which Lewis didn't appreciate. Further back, Webber had closed back up to Button again. On lap 42, he muscled his way past the McLaren at T8, but of course Button had DRS going into T11, except this time, with Webber on fresh options, Button decided not to fight a losing battle, knowing the remaining Red Bull driver would have to pit again. Alonso pitted on lap 44, but right behind an HRT. Could Ferrari make the stop faster than Hispania Racing Team? They could, even with a 5.2-second stop (compared to Hamilton's 3.6 seconds), but Hamilton regianed the lead.

Mark Webber still had to pit for Primes, and there was a risk of him dropping behind not just Button but Felipe Massa as well, that is until the Ferrari number two dropped the back end into turn 1 on lap 50 of 55, sliding to a halt on the outside and rejoining, but losing about 5 or 10 seconds in the process, and when you lose time in motorsport, you can never get it back. On lap 52, HRT rookie Daniel Ricciardo was spotted at the side of the road with a pourly car, not quite making it to the end of the race. Rather than recover the stricken HRT car, the stewards just yellow-flagged that section of track (between turns 15 and 16) until the end of the race. Maybe they were all too busy buying countries or finding a Sunday wife to go with their others for each day of the week...

And so Lewis Hamilton picked up a win, his third of the season (the others being China and Germany), 8.4 seconds ahead of a Fernando Alonso that was determined to the very end, as ever, and arguably out-performed his car. After finally pitting in for Prime tyres on lap 54, Mark Webber conceded third place to a tash-tacular Jenson Button after an eventful race, and Felipe Massa was well behind in 5th. Not quite the result that was predicted by most, but of course, no-one anticipates first-lap punctures with no apparent provocation. This result means that Jenson Button has secured second place in the World Drivers' Championship, and is officially the only McLaren driver to beat Lewis Hamilton in the championship thus far. Considering one of Hamilton's former team mates is Fernando Alonso, that's quite something despite only being the third team mate to Lewis. After a weekend off, it's the 19th and final race of the 2011 Formula 1 season at Sao Paolo in Brazil, home circuit to Felipe Massa, Rubens Barrichello, and Bruno Senna. Last year, Williams rookie Nico Hülkenberg somehow managed to qualify in pole position for this race. Can you imagine if Bruno Senna did it this year? The crowd would drown out 24 screaming 2.4-litre V8s effortlessly. We'll see...

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